Love Is Quotes Funny

" Tell me what can I do to make it up for you?" He asks, taking a seat on the table near the bed, sounding guilty. Tho, I don't trust his words or feelings it can always change. I faced him, grinning violently as I asked, "Can you let me go?" He smiled. "Except that." I knew he will say something like that. "I don't wanna do this marriage. " He cocks his brow up in amusement before he chuckled, "I thought I made it clear when we met that you don't have any choice to make while you are here with me. " I sighed, with an annoy, he continued. "Though, if that's how I can make up then let's make a deal. " "What deal?" °^°^°^°^°^ Elina's life turns upside down when she got kidnapped by the man who appears in her nightmares who is none other than the son of ruthless Mafia, Andrew, and he, himself a rumored to be the most dangerous mafia in reality. Elina soon starts to hear and see the things she has no idea of and tries her best to know the reason behind it but she wasn't ready to find and process something more horrifying about Andrew and her's unknown past that was kept hidden by her.

What happens when you fall in love with the fantasy man in your dreams only to discover that he's real... but, not human? That's the question that Gertie Hitchcock faced. Not only did her hot and sexy dream man show up in the flesh, but so did a lot of unexpected situations that included alien shape shifters and crazy lovers who stalked and kidnapped her! Can her Dream Love come to her rescue and save her from some seriously bad errors in judgement?

Sandra makes a bet with her friends to make Jack fall in love with him in order to break his heart. Jack makes a bet with his friend to get into Sandra's pants. Will they succeed or love will conquer it all?

Agatha is a writer at a publishing company. She is single and ready to mingle, provided that no commitment. Even sex is not a problem as long as no strings are attached. On the other hand, Lexie is a happy-go-lucky actress but not as famous as others. They are best friends with opposite personalities, but they get along. They have no secret except one. Lexie didn’t know her best friend was a femme lesbian.

Aru dan Ara ialah sepasang kekasih. Hubungan mereka terbilang baik-baik saja, namun tidak setelah pesan mencurigakan yang tak seharusnya Aru temukan itu malah terbaca. Membuat keadaan Aru seketika berbalik dengan cepat, merubahnya menjadi pacar rahasia. ~ Perlahan hubungan mereka mulai goyah, bergelombang pasang-surut dan bergejolak bagai hawa panas yang menggerahkan jiwa dan perlahan mencekik hubungan mereka. ~ Lantas, akankah Ara memihak kesalahannya menjadi takdir cinta ataukah merasa cintanya adalah sebuah kesalahan? ~ Cerita ini disajikan dengan bumbu petuah kedalaman dan kejernihan batin dalam memaknai apa arti cinta. Dikemas dalam 2 wajah berbeda antara Aru dan Ara yang detak cinta mereka masih serupa namun punya sisi yang berbeda. ~ ~ ~ Selamat Membaca!

Sekar hanya seorang gadis remaja yang biasa saja dengan penampilan biasa. Ia juga hanya seorang gadis pendiam yang selalu menjadi bayangan bagi orang lain. Tapi dia tidak pernah menyangka bahwa akan datang suatu hari ia memiliki cahayanya sendiri berkat bantuan seorang remaja laki-laki. Laki-laki yang sama biasanya seperti dia. Pic: Pinterest

Telling your husband you love him should be one of the most natural and heartfelt things in a marriage. However, for Arlet, it was anything but easy. Arlet had never imagined that she would find herself standing in as a replacement bride for the man she had loved ever since she first understood the meaning of love. Ruben Rodriguez, a man with an irresistible allure, a billionaire whose very presence ignited a desire in any woman. However, when he discovered that Arlet was not the woman he had intended to marry, his world came crashing down. A tale of heartbreak where Arlet's emotions run deep, her love for Ruben encompassing every fiber of her being. While he remained oblivious to her existence, unaware of even her name. What would she do when the only thing he assigned to her name was his hatred. The story of one-sided love when she is in love with her husband, and he loves someone else.

Venus Gabrielle Amonte. A twenty-four-year old woman with full of hope and dream to become a successful writer. Her father is a manipulative man and want her to manage their businesses since she's the Amonte's heir which was against from what she really wanted. When she met the billionaire, Sage Trevor Dawson. A man full of confidence and ambition. Is she letting her heart to fall in love with a man full of arrogance himself? Or they will definitely find peace and love in each other's arms?

Si Leina, matagal na niyang gusto si Matt pero may girlfriend ito, ngunit nang magpropose si Matt kay Ria ay tinanggihan siya nito at nakipaghiwalay sa kanya, si Leina ang naging karamay niya nang gabing yun, at dahil dun naisip ni Matt na gamitin si Leina para kalimutan si Ria, niligawan niya ito at kahit ramdam ni Leina na ginagamit lamang siya ni Matt ay sinagot niya ito, kahit hindi normal ang relasyon nila bilang magnobyo ay tinanggap ni Leina dahil sa sobrang pagmamahal niya kay Matt, pero paano kung bumalik si Ria? Paano si Leina? Hindi ba talaga siya minahal ni Matt kahit kaunti? Hanggang saan dadalhin si Leina ng pagmamahal niya kay Matt?

To forget the pain she is feeling when she caught her boyfriend cheating with her half-sister, Lumiere went to the club to get drunk and find herself. There, she met Rage Forger, a snobbish but handsome man. At first she thought she wouldn't get his attention however when she drunk danced on the dance floor, suddenly someone hugged her back she immediately felt his warm body and fragrant smell. It's their first time meeting however they ended up in a one night stand. She lost her virginity to a stranger who she thought she would never see again but that's where she made a mistake the next day it's her first day working  in her new job, as the secretary to the CEO.  What she didn't know is that the big boss turned out to be the man on whom she had one night stand with!