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I was madly in love with James Gates for 10 years. So mad that everyone in the Imperium said that I was addicted to him. How far did it go? I wouldn't allow any woman to get close to him. I wanted to eliminate every woman around him. In the end, James sent me to rehab. While others quit smoking, drinking, or gaming, I was quitting James. But later, I truly moved on from him. Yet, he regretted it and, in the pouring rain, begged me to love him again.

Being orphaned in teenage, Noor is tied down in a sacred bond to her cousin Arman Mustafa Malik, a Mafia Leader. Arman finds his wife alluring but leaves his house just to keep his sanity intact, because at the end of the day she was still a little girl. Coming back after two years, he promises her hell, and returns back again to the states for his business. But this time when he comes back, he makes sure she knows her place, that is right under him, on his bed. --- Noor Haider Malik loathes Arman Mustafa Malik from the core of her heart for making her life a living hell, but on the other hand, Arman love's her in his own sadistic way. It was indeed only his love that was forever never-ending. _________________________

In the world where love waves, Dan find himself stalking a beautiful girl name Lilly, who he couldn't get over of, but something happened that makes it waves. What could led to that? Angel seemed obsessed about his relationship with Mike and counter anyone that wants to come close. It seems superior to Mike and it kinda make it suckes to him. will this Waves his love for angel? Lilly isn't just in love with Mike, she's obsessed about his creature. She literally doesn't stay close to anyone than mike, that kinda makes Dan feel inferior. What's gonna happen and where is the love gonna Wave to? check out this amazing and enthralling story and please leave your honest reviews. It's a story you've not seen before. And trust me, you will be wowed from the beginning to the end. Grab your popcorn, step it down with a chilled glass cup of wine to bask this thrilling master piece. Do love waves?

Kita tidak pernah tahu kemana takdir akan membawa kita. Yang pasti, takdir akan mendekatkan kita dengan jodoh kita. Andini Khumaira, seorang gadis yang bercita-cita ingin menjadi Tahfiz Qur'an. Namun, tekadnya mulai diuji ketika cinta terhadap lawan jenis mulai bersemi di hatinya. Memilih dan memilah kumbang yang datang dan pergi. Akankan Dini mempertahankan cita-citanya? Atau malah terbuai dengan manisnya cinta?

Sandra makes a bet with her friends to make Jack fall in love with him in order to break his heart. Jack makes a bet with his friend to get into Sandra's pants. Will they succeed or love will conquer it all?

A mysterious romantic presents that came from an unknown man will turned Shen's life upside down. As she unfolds the mystery behind those flattery gifts, Shen will also learned that infinite love exists in its unusual way. *** Junior Marketing Assistant Shen Tiu struggles a lot to have her promotion. As she finds her way to excel in her field, a mysterious secret admirer came out of nowhere together with its flattery presents. Full of curiosity, Shen and her bestfriend, Stephen, came into speculations if who the sender was. They thought that they already knew who it was. Not until all their clues were jammed as the sender keeps on sending notes about her whereabouts.

“Be my slut, I'll protect and provide for you,” Zayn said to her while pinning her against his father's door.****Notoriously known for his involvement as the leader of the school's bad gang and his cruelness, Elsa Jameson has made it her life mission to avoid Zayn Black at all cost but when she started making friends with the daughter of a legendary basketball player, she knew she was losing it, especially when Zayn turns out to be her friend's brother and he has picked interest in her.

It was all started in the hospital. I have a rare heart condition. I met him there, walking around the wards in his doctor's coat. Checking all the patients that been there. I thought my personality doesn't accepts other feelings. I'm a certified man hater! I didn't know why I fell in love with that grumpy doctor of mine! He's so mean and such a pain in the ass! I can't believe in myself that I totally fall for him. Not even a single day, it means everyday! What if fate crossed our paths? What should I do now? I'd accept him after all or not? Letting him to destroy the barriers that I've build through the years? Or maybe we're not in the same lane to be good and fit in each other? What should I do? Accept it or leave it?

Paul Henry had to be discharged from the army due to paralysis of his legs, half a year his temper was not very good, so Grandpa Dylan Henry wanted Paul to get married so that he could feel a little happier. Fiona also ran to find Paul because of this news, he said he wanted her to help him get out of here. Without thinking, she agreed. Paul was brought home by Fiona to provide accommodation and meals. Although it is very difficult to earn money to support him, she feels a love that she has never had before. Paul wants to go abroad to treat his feet, before leaving he just leaves her a piece of paper. When Fiona came home from work to find him gone, life became as dark as before meeting him. She was angry and didn't want to talk to him, Paul had to comfort her for a long time before she could forgive him.

All I ever wanted was to be a female fighter.It was in my blood to smack people around.Some girls wore pink dresses and makeup, I wore sneakers and bruises.I was a loner, stuck to myself because I was different, until Camden Steel moved next door.I punched him in the mouth, and he saw me through rose colored glasses from that day on.I had everything I ever wanted.The boy next door, inspiring career… until I didn’t.He hates me. I deserve that.They say you have to fight for what you want… What they don’t tell you… is it’ll cost you more than you're willing to give to reach the top.Love Tap is created by M.N. Forgy, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.