Bitter Love
Poppy asks, and the genuine curiosity makes my sister laugh.
“My sister is a fuddy-duddy,” Louisa goes on.
“I am not,” I immediately counter. “I like fun and I like men. I just…I haven’t had the best luck with them.”
“That’s why you should bat for the other team.” Louisa holds up her wine glass and wiggles her eyebrows. “It’s so much better.”
“Trust me, I would if I could,” I say ruefully. “If I could swear off the dick forever, I totally would.”