Alpha Loren
Luciano.
"That's right. Happy birthday Jesus Christ," he said with a plastic smile, "God bless and shit."
I was still catching my breath and had no chance to reply before he just kept talking.
"The aroma of Leonardo on you is remarkably strong. Let me guess... you had-"
"Why are you here, Luciano?" I interjected.
"To wish you both a Merry Christmas. Duh," he said, standing up. "Cup of tea?"
Although I was occupying a tiny area in the grand scheme of the kitchen, Luciano walked incredibly close to me- as if he was being deliberately intimidating.