Marine Crayon Joke Novels & Stories

“You must not have seen Jaws Four, then.” “It's what inspired me to become a marine biologist!” I opened my eyes wide in mock enthusiasm, making him laugh. “It's only the worst movie ever,” I said, making a face, and he laughed harder. “I actually mostly study lemon sharks. Not great whites.” “Do they look like great whites?” He gave me a serious look. “Please tell me we're going to need a bigger boat.” I snorted a laugh, covering my mouth with my hand so I wouldn't spit out my coffee. It wasn't like anyone had never made the joke before, but when he said it, it was hilarious. It took me a second to recover and not shoot coffee out my nose.

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

In an instant, the gash closed up and the skin was looking good as new. “Maybe you just went overboard with the amount of sharks that you made us face.” Jack laughed nervously as he watched the now still water, which I assume are still full of sharks but they were just hiding because of the appearance of Max the Kraken. “You think so? I thought that because of their sizes when compared to the megs that I would compensate them with numbers. Of course, Lord Byron was also there to help keep you guys safe.” Skyr wondered out loud as he touched his chin.

Well, that's my man. --- * * * --- "Maia, here, try this one. How was it? How does it taste like?" Cray made me taste the chunk of boneless grilled fish meat in his hold, and I tried to distinguish the taste from the first one that he gave me. "Mmm, well... It tastes like... They both taste like fish, Cray. Yep, that's the judgment." I answered him with my most serious face, and his shoulders started to shake, then he cracked out laughing.

Scratch that, almost half of them rush out of the room with stares and whispers when they realized who he was. "Turtles! From Nemo and-and Moana..." Madeline whispered as she leaned against the glass, nose bumping into it. She wanted to dip her hand to the water, but she wasn't tall enough. "No using of plastic straws, only metal straws~" a singsong like chant came from her, like a mantra she memorizes. She proceeded to walk to the other tanks, talking about Gill and Marlin and Dory, characters from shows Dario wasn't familiar with.

Leon was grumbling something about stubborn woman, and Mackayla radiated frustration and anger. "Looks like trouble off the port bow. Sure we want to try the water boys" Carson joked. "Yeah let's go swim with the sharks." "Watch out that one will eat you alive" and a few other good nature ribs. Mackayla shot a look at the trucks and Leon who had come up to them, "yeah watch your stroke you may find some limbs missing" gazing lovingly at his niece.