Titanic Jokes Novels & Stories

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

I ask. " What?" "This." I gesture between us. " Pressing onto this and wanting us to be friends, when you could be focusing on you?" I ask, wanting an honest answer. "Because we both don't like titanic." He imitates a girls voice and pushes some non existent hair over his shoulder, which brings out a small laugh from me. It is such a weird but funny sight to witness. " Stop playing and answer." I say, still pressing on the issue.

Alpha Darwin, have you heard the tale of the invisible man? Well, it's transparent. You can't see him, but he's always there!" The room erupted once more, in laughter's embrace, As the jokes continued, painting smiles on each face. Diana, with her quick wit, couldn't resist, Sharing her own joke, one not to be missed. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The laughter swelled, filling the room, As jokes continued to dispel any gloom. Alpha Darwin, the master of mirth,

He was also close to us. “ Well, I learned to scream like Marsai when she's panicking.”Another guy close to us said, and we laughed. Yeah, I laughed because thinking back on when I was buried from neck to toe and how panicked I was, it seemed hilarious. I couldn't imagine how I'd have looked. A head in the sand, screaming her lungs out. I laughed silently again, and the five of us kept on talking. I, Tasha, Stephen, the girl who had been bitten and a guy who just kept on cracking jokes that forced me to laugh.

The cabbie tried to start a conversation with me, but one look from me and he shut up really quick. I was really very curious as to why they all were here. "What are all of you doing here. Did someone die or something?" Most of them chuckled at my morbid joke, but both Tony and Lucas shook their heads in distaste. I do not know Tonys character to well yet, but as I have said before Lucas never gets my jokes. Or should I say he does, but never finds them funny.

Chancer nodded, but old Titus simply sat there saying nothing, his puckered sockets, and bald pate becoming ever redder in the sun. “How did Titus lose his leg, Chancer?” She asked in a whisper, settling herself on the wooden bench. “Eee, I mebbe mad and blind but deaf I ain’t. Int game o’cards, pet.” Titus chortled as though much pleased with his joke before bursting into, Rule Britannia with great gusto. Ellen and Harriet smothered their laughter behind their hands. The old boy sang the first chorus, then stopped. Loud snores followed.

said Jackie, blushing. "Oh, but what about that time your parachuting instructor sucked you in the middle of a session? "Julie asked her twin. Both laughed, as Janine emitted a cry of excitement, confirming the crazy story. "And that time that the diver instead of measuring the depth of the sea, measured the depth of his puss...” "People, who would go down," said our mother, laughing at the glass of wine. "I'm loving it. Keep going.” " Amateurs, I've already had sex on a goiabeira foot," said Joana.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

Anna said, vibrating with laughter. "Okay… what's it?" I asked. "Now, listen well. A duck, and a frog…" he began, and I paid attention, but by the time he was done, I burst into a shrill laughter I had fueled myself instead of Titan's joke. Anna had definitely fallen for Titan. Even though I didn't get the essence of the joke, she was still laughing. That alone was funny and had me laughing uncontrollably. Titan told my jokes, and I laughed not because of them, but because of Anna's reaction to them. To her, everything was funny, and they made a beautiful couple from where I watched them. I wanted them to get together quickly.

"Since we're testing the parameters of your amnesia, let's go lower stakes. Have you ever seen that old movie... The Titanic? Big boat, giant iceberg, Leonardo DiCaprio sketching people like my sister Maeve’s tattooed friends? Or perhaps herself since you’ve not met her friends?" I scoffed, my voice dripping with colorful irritation. "A big boat? Of course I know what a boat is, Declan, my brain isn't a vegetable. But Leonardo DiCaprio didn't sketch people on icebergs. He was busy fighting the gladiators in the Roman Colosseum while the ship was burning to the ground!"