Mario Jokes

“You’re weak and ugly!” “Stop acting like you’re one of us. You disgust me!” ***In high school, Tabitha was fat and the constant target of the quadruplet brothers' cruel jokes and bullying. They were her living nightmare. After dropping out, she left the werewolf school behind and enrolled in a human university, where she slimmed down. The quadruplets were raised by their father with strict military discipline, shaping them into rebellious and unruly young alphas. Five years later, Tabitha and the quadruplet brothers met again, because her mother married their father. Now, Tabitha is forced to live under the same roof as the four Navy Alpha bullies. They quickly recognize her and are stunned by how beautiful she’s become.

My heart felt like it had been ripped from my chest, my world shattered into a million and one pieces. I couldn’t breathe, couldn’t move, couldn’t speak. All I could do was stare, my eyes fixed on the unreasonable scene before me. “L...Lucia...” my father stuttered, his face flushed with embarrassment and guilt as he immediately lifted his underwear. “It’s not what it seems...” But I didn’t want to hear it. I didn’t want to hear their excuses. “Lucia!” Beta Mario called out, his heart pounding heavily as he swallowed a heavy lump. “Mate?” I said and a pained chuckle escaped my lips. Goddess! How could you let this realisation come to me now— my cheating asshole boyfriend is— my mate. My lifelong wish had come to pass… I found my mate. And he happened to be my childhood lover, same guy who had been my boyfriend for two years. It should have been fun, this should have been a happy moment. But there was a painful twist. My dad and my mate were secret lovers, or would I rather say ‘fuck buddies’. What could be worse than this? I turned, ready to run off. My heart was already split and I knew that any more second there could make me even more furious, but there was still one thing I was yet to do. “One more thing...” “No, please Lucia... you can’t take decisions in haste. I swear I really like you...” “I Lucia Herod of Crescent land pack reject you Beta Mario of Crescent land pack.” I'm glad I rejected him— that cheating asshole. But then, the goddess wasn't done with her surprises. "I want you to become my wife!" The Lycan King said, causing everyone's jaw to drop.

Saat mengira Edward Lincoln Sinaga sudah tewas dalam kecelakaan di Paris, ternyata Mario Chandra dan Inez Yansen salah besar. Pria hiperseks ambisius itu selamat dari ledakan mobil sport miliknya. Presdir Victory Eternal Shipping (VES) merekrut sekretaris baru yang anggun dan lugu, gadis perawan itu tak tahu bahwa ada rencana jahat yang ditebar untuk menjeratnya ke dalam konflik dendam cinta antara bosnya dan kakak laki-lakinya karena Inez. Meirasty terjebak dalam sebuah pernikahan kontrak yang tidak ia inginkan dengan bos VES yang misterius. Siapa sebenarnya yang terjerat dalam cinta rumit ini? Meirasty ataukah Edward sendiri? Season kedua dari novel SUAMI KONTRAK karya Agneslovely2014.

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

In the southern part of New York City, Nick and his family have newly moved in from the countryside and a lot awaits Nick ranging from extreme horror and sorrow. One Dr. Mario Mc'Vida is planning to use the powers of a pearl Nick found in the basement to join his home-Hell, with the earth. A dead man of half a millenium- Mr. Edrek Matthias- possesses Nick with the drive of guiding through his extreme fight. Nick gets a lot of pep talk from complete and utter supernatural strangers on his destiny and powers of saving Earth. Through his adventure, he meets new people, vampires, ghosts, demons and also learns new things from the underworld people always thought never existed. From all this, Nick gets confused and is on the verge of giving up, but... would Nick let that happen? Join Nick on his intense mission to save the world.

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

"Hanya karena istri saya kebetulan ketemu kamu sekarang di sini, terus kamu tuduh stalker?" "Kalau kamu memang suaminya sekarang, harusnya kamu tahu kalau Vena ini masih tergila-gila sama saya, mantan suaminya.“ * * Sejak dicerai enam bulan silam, Vena kini sudah menikah lagi dengan pria kaya raya bernama Mario Winata. Hidupnya menjadi rumit usai bertemu lagi dengan sang mantan suami, Daniel, di sebuah hotel. Vena teringat lagi akan sakitnya diselingkuhi, diabaikan, dan tak dipedulikan hanya karena tak memberikan anak laki-laki. Meskipun demikian, dia berusaha meraih kepercayaan diri kembali. Dia sudah punya hidup baru, tak mau dihina dan disudutkan terus oleh keluarga mantan suaminya. Akan tetapi, bisakah dia lepas dari jeratan keluarga toxic mantan suami yang terus mengganggu? ***

Arkhana putra Jason, presiden direktur Grup Jason yang terkenal di Singapura, setelah ulang tahun perusahaannya, pamannya Wira mencoba membunuhnya dengan memakai pembunuh bayaran. dia mengalami kecelakaan mobil dan jatuh ke tebing di bawah sungai, tkemudian seorang gadis memberi pertolongan dan dibantu para warga. Setelah dibawa ke klinik ternyata dia mengalami amnesia. Ayah dan gadis itu setuju untuk menampungnya sampai mendapatkan kembali ingatannya. Setelah hampir sebulan, Arkha dan Nina salaing mencintai dan menikah. Setelah sah Arkha mengingat semua tapi ia menyembunyikannya dulu demi mencari tahu siapa yang berusaha ingin menyingkirkannya. Arkha menghubungi Mario dan Virgo untuk mengerahkan anak buah untuk mencari pelaku tak lama Ia mengetahui semua dan memberikan sedikit pelajaran kepada saudara laki-laki ayahnya yang serakah hingga misteri hilangnya kedua orang tua juga ulah Wira. Arkha mengutuk dirinya sendiri, tidak dapat melindungi. Arkha semakin kejam untuk memberi pelajaran pada keluarga Wira. Virgo dan Mario melihat kondisi sudah agak tenang, mereka pun mempertemukan orangtua pada Arkha. Pertemuan mengharukan itu membuat William Jason kembali ke perusahaan dengan serius semua, Arkha senang Ketika masalahnya di kota telah selesai, dia memutuskan kembali ke istri di desa, Arkha juga menceritakan pada orangtuanya jika sudah menikah orangtuanya ternyata merestui. Saat sampai di depan rumah istrinya desa itu terkejut mendapati rumah mertuanya dalam kondisi rusak parah, rupanya perbuatan istri pamannya itu tidak terima perlakuan oleh Arkha. Arkha marah dan memerintahkan beberapa anak buahnya untuk mencari istri dan mertuanya sementara yang lain mencari wanita sialan itu. 3 hari kemudian, Arkha menemukan Nina baik-baik saja, pertemuan di rumah saudara laki-laki ayah Firman, pertemuan dua orang itu sungguh mengharukan. Arkha akhirnya memberi tahu Nina dan ayah mertuanya siapa dia sebenarnya. Ayah Nina terkejut bahwa Arkha pria miliarder. Setelah pengakuan Arkha, mereka diboyong ke kota dan tinggal di sana. Sebulan kemudian Wira akhirnya divonis hukuman mati sedangkan istrinya divonis 20 tahun penjara