Novel & Cerita Mario Jokes

Michael said making a funny face. "Ha-ha-ha, you must be joking, right. Your joking skills are getting better. Noah, you know, once I asked him to try and tell me a joke and you know what he said... he told me an elementary school ant and elephant joke." Michael said laughing his lungs out. Noah started to laugh as well and seeing Noah and Michael laugh Maria joined them as well once again. 'Well, it seems that all guys are not jerks. Some of them have pretty hearts.' Maria smiled thinking to herself.

he said as he pushed the door open and found Emiliano sitting with his head leaned back to the sofa and his eyes closed once he heard he had company his eyes shot open and he took a glass of wine on the side table and sipped on it "Is your agency having a problem? have you gone bankrupt?"Emiliano asked with a raised brow but Mario ignored his sarcasm and sat down and poured himself a drink "I wouldn't say that if I were you, I heard you got a kid, congrats," he said with a chuckle and Emiliano tilted his head towards him and glared at him and he chuckled even more "What man? I love kids you do too and now that you have one that makes me...uncle Mario hahaha I know I'm great" Mario said and g

he added. “Good to know,” I commented. “Mario! What’s good, man?” We both turned our attention to the person speaking whom I remembered as... Marco. The IT god. He looked very chilled and somewhere between Mario’s age. “Hey man, how are you?” Mario answered with a big smile. He had a beautiful smile. “I’m good. Is this the woman I heard you tied the knot with?” Marco asked, looking at me with a smile while he shook hands with Mario.

Mario kissed hard on my neck, leaving a hickey. I couldn’t answer from the pain, and his grip became harder. I wasn’t really sure if he was asking or simply mocking me. Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Reminding me to answer right away. I felt my cheeks burning as I spoke. “Mario, I didn’t take you for a person who would be such a sentimental loser”-my face clearly states that this was a joke in an attempt to suppress my fear of what was to come. Another hard punch on my tummy. I feel acid is coming out of my mouth! And I coughed hard! My body is slammed and crouching on the floor. I could briefly breathe from the pain.

I will find you wherever you are, and I will destroy you, even if it means aligning with the devil. CALEB The door opened and Mario walked in, wearing a large smile on his small face. “How are you feeling, boss?” He grinned. I scowled at him, narrowing my eyes. “Why did you tell that bastard to shoot me in the tummy, what if I had died?” I snapped and Mario burst into a laugh. I rolled my eyes, wondering what part was funny in what I said. “I apologize; I will teach him some lessons,” Mario replied, and I shrugged.

Mario, the leader of the Italian gang snarled. If only Mario was there, they'd put up a fight. "You know I'm a devil?" Jericho laughed and licked his lips the second time again. "Why are you hiding?" "I'm not, okay!? You're a bastard and you should know that!" "Hey! You better watch your mouth or I shut it for you. Get that!?" Jericho fired. He was so angry with the statement Mario used. If only he was there with him too. He'd punch him in the face till blood comes out of his face.

Mario chuckled softly, shaking his head. "Remember when you told me Mariah was pregnant? Well, I still do. You were so excited. Your joy knew no bounds. Hell, even the girl who was hitting on you suddenly lost the zeal to continue. Can I tell you a little secret? I banged her. Ooh... I banged the shit out of her, pouring my jizz all over her face," Mario chuckled. As he looked up, he saw the old man looking at him detestably. "You're on holy grounds, son. Watch what you say."

Pelican Bay held so much potential, but Benny's going to snuff it out and he won't even blink. "The fucking fridge." Mario laughs, the sound scary. "The fridge, Benny." He playfully slaps Benny on the arm with the back of his hand. His frightening laughter cuts off abruptly as his eyes narrow, his lips in a straight line cutting across his face. "Let her go."

"Already smart, handsome, well-established, it seems we are also lucky to be Calvin's friends. Do you remember when you were in college? When there was an assignment, Calvin became the foundation of our lives." Mario's three friends laughed. Everyone then remembered the old days when they were in college. Because he is basically a smart kid, Mario is often asked to give a cheat sheet when doing assignments or tests. Fortunately, the man was not the type of stingy student that other students usually didn't like. Meanwhile, Mario was getting chuckled hearing the story just now. His friends even more compact to continue to praise him. "You really are too much," he said.

I just cast it aside, "Nevermind that, I thought Eion can't swim? And he acted strange earlier... he said something about heart disease?" Mario's eyes bulged out of its sockets, he almost choked at this. "Wow, hehe, I never knew he was now a joker." "I know right?" I punched him lightly on his shoulder. I looked behind us if he was in danger or his manager was present. Spotting him nowhere to be seen, I grinned and turned back to Mario. "Can we eat some...mangoes with that fish sauce-bagoong and Durian while we talk?" "Sure, ma'am." He agreed. I raised my hand to high-five him. Good boy.