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Graycorts

Graycorts

Ma used to suffer when she drank heavily, and I’ve had to figure out some remedies for myself when I’ve overdone it. I found that the best thing, at least for Ma and I, is tomato juice mixed with pickle juice and ginger ale served with a breakfast of toast, bacon, eggs, and a banana. Add in two aspirin, and the afflicted party usually is feeling better within an hour. Since I wasn’t sure how Kimi would feel, I woke up a little early and made my hangover cure for her and Ma. She came into the kitchen in the morning rubbing her eyes, and glaring at me. “Your mother is irresponsible around teenagers,” she grumbled.
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Crossing the line

Crossing the line

“Right. Totally professional vibes in here.” Ava’s cheeks flushed faintly. “Goodbye, Tyler.” “Bye, Ava,” he said sing-song, backing out. “Try not to blur too many lines.” When the door shut, I groaned. “He’s never letting that go.” She smiled despite herself. “He’s not wrong, though.” “About what?” “That there are lines,” she said softly. “And we’re pretending not to see them.” After she left that evening, I stayed behind to shoot free throws under the dim lights. The ball thudded against the floor in a steady rhythm — one, two, three, release.
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Head Over Shoulders

Head Over Shoulders

My middle school and high school crush. “Can you stop embarrassing yourself." Jesse is on the bed trying to pull him away from me. “Wake up you deadbeat." Anderson finally opens his eyes. He groans and pushes his hair backwards. He's hotter than when I last saw him, during our graduation. He's hair is grown and his eyes seem a little bit brighter. “What's with all the ruckus? I'm sleepy." “Or hungover," some dude I didn't see yesterday snorts. “Definitely hungover." The others concur.
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Outside the Lines You Drew

Outside the Lines You Drew

When I opened the curtains, the sunlight outside was blinding. I made simple coffee and toast, then sat at the little table by the window and ate slowly. My phone was quiet, and even the work group was peaceful. In the afternoon, I changed into workout clothes and prepared to go downstairs for a jog in the park. The moment I pushed open the glass door downstairs, someone blocked my path. It was Simon again. This time, he was alone. He was still wearing yesterday's shirt. It was badly wrinkled. There were heavy dark circles under his eyes, and stubble had grown along his jaw.
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My ruthless billionaire husband...

My ruthless billionaire husband...

Charlie woke up with a banging headache as he tried to recollect what had happened last night, maybe he had drank a little too much he concluded after the headache refused to go away is butner came in with a tray containing a glass of water and some hangover pills. "Cleveland, what happened where is Miss Cole?" He cocked up his eyebrows as if he had invented a new word that no one had ever heard before, almost looking like he was so stunned that the tray with the glass of water and The hangover pills were going to fall off his hands.
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The Alpha's Babysitter

The Alpha's Babysitter

The laughter and shared camaraderie with her friends brought a bittersweet smile to her face, a reminder of the bonds of friendship and the beauty of shared experiences. As she took a moment to rest and recover, Hazel's thoughts turned to the lessons learned from the hangover. The discomfort and regret served as a catalyst for introspection and growth, prompting her to approach future celebrations with mindfulness and moderation, cherishing the moments of joy while prioritizing her well-being and health.
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Tales Of A Gay Man (Final)

Tales Of A Gay Man (Final)

“Hey, at least it’ll make for a funny story one day. ‘Remember that time you watched me—’” “Don’t even finish that sentence,” Skyler groaned, but despite himself, he couldn’t help but chuckle. As Lucas began, the room fell into a strange silence, interrupted only by the occasional uncomfortable laugh from Skyler. “Man, this is the weirdest hangover cure ever.” Lucas grinned, not missing a beat. “Hey, whatever works, right?”
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Dangerous Pleasures

Dangerous Pleasures

perturb. For fuck sakes. Now I'd really done it. I clenched my fingers, then stood and slipped the drawing pad into my bookshelf, such as it was. I stumbled to a cupboard. I found my half-empty bottle of Don Julio. And I began the process of finishing it.
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We may not get Cirrhosis, but we do still get hangovers. It's Ineffable, or something.
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The Semblance of Bliss

The Semblance of Bliss

“Holy sh…” “Yeah, holy shit. Now drink this Advil for your hangover. I’m just doing this for Sheen’s sake, you know? She doesn’t want you to sleep in her place that’s why she called me for help.” “Why am I naked?” Harue shrugged. “Beats me. Maybe habit or something.” That may be right. Lincoln most of the time sleeps naked, maybe he stripped himself while drunk out of habit. He groaned and reached out for the medicine and water. His head hurt like hell it made him swore not to drink alcohol again.
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The Frozen Heart

The Frozen Heart

And this sweetness from him was probably going to make me diabetic. "I am not going to poison you Sofia," Justin said with a laugh. "Trust me," I frowned at him but eventually grabbed the drink. Screw him, but I was really thirsty at the moment. And pissed too. "This is delicious!"I exclaimed taking a sip. "Can I get another one?" "Of course," Justin laughed. Six glasses later, I finally began to feel like I had really crossed my line. My head felt heavy and I felt like I could throw up at the moment. Oh no, another hangover on its way!
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