Mario Jokes Novels & Stories

Sure enough, it didn't take long before the Internet exploded. Uncle Leonard scrolled through the comments, his face growing darker by the minute. "The comments are flooding in, and almost all of them are criticizing you." He read out the most-liked comments, "This is what today's youth are like—they don't know how to cherish opportunities! "He's wasting educational resources! He should be stripped of the top-scorer title! "I bet he's trying to be an Internet celebrity. How disgusting! "A person like him doesn't deserve the title of top scorer. Apologize to all the other examinees!

The boy’s mother laughed and pulled at his cheek. “What hilarity are you spouting, Mario? Your father wouldn’t do that haha” She looked over to her lover who didn’t look pleased at all to hear that expensive joke from their little boy. When the elevator doors parted open, she muttered a sorry to him and the pouting Mario shyly giggled and muttered his own apology before his mother hastened away with him in her arms. “That kid is one dangerous trove of surprises, don’t you think? He’s so amazing to have easily toyed with you like that” Pablo commented, in a dubious voice that made his friend narrow his cold gaze at him and he chuckled and smacked his shoulder.

He flicks his cigar, watching the ashes fall into the tray. “But your father is a persistent son of a bitch, and I figured I’d stick around. Besides, I’m too damn tired to drive.” Mario scans the bar, wrinkling his nose at my drink. “Still drowning yourself in that ancient scotch?” He smirks. “Seriously, how the hell did we become friends?” I smirk right back. “Because you love me, you pussy.” Mario smirked, puffing out a slow stream of smoke before tapping his cigar against the edge of the ashtray. “Yeah, yeah. Keep dreaming, Castello.”

one of Mario's friends who are seated next to Mimi said. "See? Even Lucas knows that," Mimi said. Mario scoffed. "The two of you stop sounding like I don't dress my best. My friend is here, remember?" Mimi and Lucas chuckled. Mario leaned closer to me. "Ignore them. They can be annoying sometimes," he said, attacking my nose with his scent. I smiled nervously. "Yeah. Especially when we know he is dressed this way for his gorgeous friend," Mimi quipped again. I lowered my gaze, feeling awkward by their jokes.

He was giving me his heart stopping smile. "I can't believe it." Mario grumbled as he gave a one hundred dollars to Tracy. "Thank you." She smirked at Mario who had a scowl etched on his face. "Go make yourself useful." Erico said out of nowhere. "You lost to a girl!" Gio made fun of Mario. "I knew you would lose honesty." Paolo added. All the guys were here. They all witnessed our kiss. Why do I always fund myself in embarrassing situations? "Okay good you won now let's go eat." Mario mumbled as he was being made fun of.

They almost squeal just by hearing it! Meanwhile, Mario shook his head as he felt the second hand embarrassment for the three. “Why are you guys acting like creep?” Mario asked the three. “Aren’t you embarrassment at Harriet? She’s his girlfriend so behave.” Mario gasped and covered his mouth as he realized that he has a slip of tongue. Jaymee, Mandy and Haidee glared at him and mouthed that he’s an idiot. Harriet and Cassius looked at each other. Everyone knows this so they think there is no reason for them to hide it.

Mario shook his head sadly, "No, I never bothered to ask. All I had in my head was getting her laid that night. Silly me." Jack rolled his eyes and cussed under his breath, "Enough of her, please. Save the story for yourself, dude." He turned to the other side, "I feel like my ears will leak...Belle this, Belle that. You don't even know this woman." Mario growled and yelled back at him, "Of course, I've always known that you were jealous of me, mother fucker." It sounded like he was teasing him, but he punched the bed hard after, so he was not sure which was which.

Riccardo laughs as you know, it must look amusing to the nannies and the guards. "Don, I have to be serious. I have never seen a child messing up a mafia Godfather like this. One little baby took out the big bad Godfather. I bet you will never use the end of this," Mario laughs. He heard the commotion and couldn't wait to see what was happening. Mario cannot stop laughing, and Riccardo glares at him. "Let Mario help you clean up the mess since he thinks it is so funny," Riccardo says. Mario knows he will vomit if he has to help.

Just friends. “Whatever you say, but clearly, you're with another girl and having fun. It's a good thing your brain isn't damaged to the point of having to wrestle naked in a hotel room. Not like Mario, who went too far and got addicted.” Mario chuckled. “It's over ... it was good, though.”

Lucius blurted that made us all laugh. "Sure you would hide. In Super Mario, you do Daisy Hill in two minutes dead!" Silas blurted. All the boys burst into laughter. "Lucius Jones everyone!" Jasper said in between his laugh while pointing to Lucius. "Enough with the Super Mario, we have another one coming from...." Lucius interrupted. "Please, let it be my tweet. Please. Please. Please." Martha muttered continuously like she was saying a prayer. "@jennifermabel45yo." Lucius continued.