The Boyfriend App
“JM’s nowhere in sight either. Did Lor skip the slut and devirginized phase and go straight to Baby Mommy?”
Kate’s taken aback by the early-in-the-morning, no-holds-barred attack, but she quickly recovers.
“You know,” Kate says, “for a Christian, you’re real nosy and toxic. I have an idea what major you should take up in college. How about Master of Arts in Relaying Information Through Exaggerated Storytelling? In short, M.A.R.I.T.E.S.”