Materi Stand Up Comedy Tentang Mantan

“Hai, mantan? Benar kamu sudah melupakan aku? Yakin?” Pesona Purple saat menggoda Morgan dengan senyumnya yang manis membuat pria itu sedikit goyah. Padahal wanita itu sudah meninggalkannya lima tahun yang lalu. Lalu dia muncul kembali seolah tak ada yang terjadi. Balas dendam dengan membuktikkan bahwa dia sekarang sudah menjadi pria kaya yang bisa berganti pasangan kapan pun dia mau itulah yang akan dia lakukan. Namun dengan godaan kecil seperti itu saja hatinya kembali melemah. Akankah misi balas dendam ini berjalan sesuai keinginannya? Atau dia akan kembali terjerat dalam pesona sang mantan?

The day my husband left the country on a business trip with his assistant, I learned—by sheer accident—that his archenemy was plotting revenge overseas. Without a second thought, I raced to the airport and stopped him from boarding the plane. But his assistant went ahead, alone. And over there, she was killed brutally. Not a trace of her remains was ever found. When my husband received the news, he fell apart. Wracked with guilt, eaten alive by remorse, he spiraled into a relentless, violent mania. In the past three years, I'd been in and out of hospitals more times than I could count because of him. And this time, he pushed me so far—I lost our child. Then I overheard a conversation between him and his secretary. "Sir, Casey is still alive. Why keep pretending you're sick? Aren't you afraid your wife will find out and leave you?" "Leave me? What right does she have to be angry?" He laughed coldly. "If she hadn't stopped me from going abroad, Casey would've never been lured away by that bastard. Everything Linda's suffering now—she brought it on herself."

Ada rasa asing yang tumbuh pada hati Sabrina. Rasa yang seharusnya tidak pernah ada dan tidak boleh ada. Namun.... Hanya dia yang mengerti tentangnya, hanya dia yang selalu ada untuknya, hanya dialah yang melindunginya saat tertimpa berbagai masalah dan hanya dia yang mampu menghancurkan hidupnya. Dia adalah ipar.

Dulu Dira hanya ingin sukses bersama orang yang ia cinta. Tapi cinta menghancurkannya lebih kejam dari siapa pun. Dikhianati dan kehilangan segalanya, Dira bangkit bukan untuk cinta—melainkan untuk membalas. Namun, ketika pria baru datang menawarkan peluang dan perasaan yang tulus, Dira dihadapkan pada satu pertanyaan: apakah luka lama layak menutup pintu bahagia yang baru?

Hal yang paling disesali Lillia selama ini adalah melepaskan segalanya dan menikahi Claude selama tiga tahun ini. Begitu cinta pertama Claude kembali, Lillia tidak punya pilihan selain dicampakkan.Namun tak disangka, Lillia malah mencapai puncak kesuksesan dalam hidupnya setelah bercerai. Dia adalah desainer kelas atas yang terkenal dengan nama samaran Lorraine. Bukan hanya itu, putri Keluarga Forester yang tak dikenal juga ternyata adalah dirinya? Bahkan genius dalam dunia perbankan itu juga dirinya?Mantan suaminya mengejar Lillia hingga ke pelaminan untuk merebutnya. Namun, Lillia malah berpura-pura tidak kenal dengannya.

"Jika pihak kedua memutuskan kontrak secara sepihak maka harus mengganti denda sebesar 2M." Zira terpaksa menjalani kontrak kerja sama dengan Aidan, mantan kekasih sekaligus sutradara kenamaan yang kini menjadi sorotan dunia, karena adiknya yang baik hati membangun rumah untuk orang lain menggunakan semua uangnya. Seiring berjalannya waktu, perasaan lama yang terpendam mulai bersemi kembali. Namun, di tengah sorotan kamera, gosip tak berujung, dan gemerlap dunia hiburan, mampukah mereka menemukan jalan untuk bertahan? Ataukah kisah cinta ini akan hancur sebelum sempat dimulai kembali?

Renata Anggita, wanita berusia 28 tahun yang di benci oleh suaminya. Setelah diceraikan, dia kembali ke dalam dunia modeling. Sedangkan sang mantan suami jatuh cinta setelah perceraiannya dan kini terobsesi dengan mantan istrinya. Apakah Renata mau kembali dengan pria yang selalu menghina dan menyakitinya?

Twisting her hands backward, he took her till the walls. "You did'nt leave till now?" That man questions her as he leaned to her face. "Mmm...... Mmmmm....... Please leave my hand...... Leave it..." "I won't listen to you once today. I gave you once chance." He said coming close to her in a low and bossy tone. Anna smelled the strong smell of wine. It was obvious that he was more drunk than Anna. She could strongly feel his warm breaths across her face. Her start started to beat more faster than before. "But see.... You came back to me.... Now even if you want to leave me, I won't let you leave me." Anna tried hard to leave from his grip but he pulled her towards him. He kept his lips on her lips. By this sudden kiss Anna's eyes widened. She did'nt expect something like this. That man started to kiss her wildly. She started to suffocate by his wild kiss. She tried to free herself from him but was unsuccessful. He stopped for a moment and then took her face in between his hands. Both were standing too close to each other, so close that they could hear each others heartbeat but due to the darkness in the room both were unable to see each other. "You wanted this, right? You wanted me to love you endlessly" "Yes..... Yes.... I.....wanted.... to..... but....." She was trembling as she spoke.

Satya Cordovez never imagined her simple life as a nanny could spiral into chaos overnight. It started with an invitation—an exclusive, high-society event na hindi niya dapat pinuntahan, pero sinama siya ng amo niyang mapilit. Sa unang pagkakataon, nakatikim siya ng mamahaling alak at sa sobrang saya ng gabing 'yun, she let her guard down. Lasing na lasing siya, her memories of the night a blur. Ang huling natatandaan niya ay ang mapanuksong ngiti ng isang lalaking hindi niya kilala at ang init ng kanyang tingin na tila ba siya lang ang nakikita nito sa buong kwarto. Kinabukasan, nagising siya sa isang kuwarto na napakalaki na parang kuwarto na ng isang hari. Napansin din niya na may suot na siyang wedding ring sa kanyang daliri. Sa tabi niya, naroon si Colter Alcazan, ang kilalang trillionaire na hindi lang makapangyarihan, kundi isa ring tanyag na bachelor na hinahabol ng lahat. “Good morning, Mrs. Alcazan,” bati nito sa kaniya na may confident na ngiti. “Wait, what?” Napaangat siya ng upo habang nanginginig ang boses at tinitingnan ang singsing sa kaniyang Daliri. “You’re my wife now,” sagot ni Colter, his voice dripping with authority. Satya’s life just turned into a whirlwind she wasn’t prepared for—and there was no way out.

Renjana merasa hancur kala dokter menyatakan dirinya mandul, penantian Selama lima tahun sia-sia, karena suaminya menghiantinya setelah ia tahu jika dirinya tak dapat hamil. tetapi, saat ia berpisah dan menikah lagi. ia dinyatakan hamil dan baik-baik saja, lalu apa yang terjadi pada mantan suaminya? jangan sampai ketinggalan di setaip partnya ya