Memorable Simpsons Quotes Novels & Stories

Mr. Simpson said, “Please go ahead, Mr. Karl.” Karl said, “First of all, stop selling your daughter to me. I’m sure you don’t want me to continue verbally attacking her.” He had always been blunt, but some words were just unpleasant to the ear. After all, Mr. Simpson thought that Lucy was the most outstanding girl in the world and was worthy of any brilliant man. That said, he could not refute Karl at all, so he could only nod and say, “I understand.”

A slow smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. “I wasn’t expecting that.” “I know.” She folded her arms, looking far too pleased with herself. “I also know someone once claimed it’s the greatest animated movie ever made.” He cleared his throat. “I may have said that.” “‘May have?’” “You’ve remembered my exact words, haven’t you?” “‘A cinematic masterpiece that only gets better with age.’” He laughed. “I actually said that.” “You did.” “And you remembered.” “You looked so offended when I said I’d never seen it.”

"Little child, you can't ask your grandma so directly. It's not good if you make her feel shy. Aino thought about it, tilting her head. "Mm-hmm. You're right…" It so happened that an old lady, who had been in the same dance group as Gloria, walked past them at that moment. Gloria immediately called out to her, "Madam Simpson, Madam Simpson, do you remember me?" Madam Simpson immediately smiled. "Oh, it's Sabrina. My eyes are not good and I'm carrying my basket, so I didn't see you guys there. Are you here to see your mother?"

He uttered as he glimpsed at me. "Isn't it too late for that? We're married already." "I disagree. Haven't you heard the quote by Mitch Albom? There is no such thing as too late in life." "Oh, I just heard it now." I was amazed. I didn't expect that a man like him would believe in quotes. "Now, you know." He grinned. Then, we became silent again. After a while, I took the courage to bring up the incident earlier. I turned to him as I wanted to see his reaction. "Alfred, about the trouble earlier."

Simon answers emotionless. “Who knew a little art project can make you so much money. I should have taken you seriously when we were kids and joined you on those art trips. I thought you were lame.” Charlie says laughing; Simon and I look at him unimpressed. He laughs by himself until he realizes we don’t find him funny at all.

The boy smiled and added, "My dad said it's better to give than to receive, but you gotta eat Twix the right way." Shantelle could not help but be amused. She wiped her eyes again and said, "That line is so familiar."

someone asked. "Too dirty," Charles said casually, lighting a cigarette. "Would you screw a dog?" And they all burst out laughing again. It was in the middle of that laughter that I walked in, smiling as I met Charles's eyes.