Memorable Simpsons Quotes Novels & Stories

"It's going to happen, people are going to talk and that's great. If people are talking, they're being entertained in one way or another, so carry on." I laughed as he quoted Superman's line. "Thanks, Superman," He grinned at me. I didn't know he knew this line by heart even at a young age. "It's getting late, I have to get going," he said as he looked at the time in our cuckoo clock. I nodded and walked him to the door. He was a few steps away when I call him. "Hey, Melvin," He turned to me, "Yes?" "I just wonder, what Disney princess am I?" I knew the answer to that, but I wanted to check. It's just fun and weird at the same time to hear what character I look like.

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Bastard. “Good girl. Just tell Keeley you’re training a newb, so he gets two for the price of one. One last thing, Sarah. Remember that a girl’s best friend is her mother.” And the line goes dead. Porcupines, I hate that man. Paraphrasing a quote from one of the best horror films of all time to remind me about my mother—that is a shot way below the belt. Fuck, I guess this means I need to tell you about my mother now. For the love of Captain Hammer’s nipples, I really hate Zeke sometimes.

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

He said, standing up. "Why didn't you just take us?” I yelled after him. “You know I'm a terrible driver" he yelled back. I scoffed, smiling. That was true. His favorite quote was, why drive a car when it's not trying to kill you? Only God knows where he read that one from....

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Liana stared at me, dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then imprudently enough, nodded her little head in understanding. "So don't fret over trifling stuff like that, and just aim to remember all my teachings sincerely, okay?" I said in the demeanour of a learnt adult. "I shall heed well to your every lesson, My Liege." She bobbed her head in quite enthusiasm, and I was pretty satisfied with her current attitude towards my teachings. "Alright, to commemorate your successful learning so far, I will teach you another enlightening quote by a very famous personality, repeat after me, 'Opportunities knock on your door only once. But temptation.... that b*tch leans on the damn doorbell.'"

“Hahaha! I am laughing at you because you are such a fool!” Mr. Sime’s eyes were filled with ridicule at this point as he said, “Gerald, when I was in Qerton City, I heard that you are extremely cunning and crafty. So, I thought that you would be a very smart and intelligent person. However, I never expected you to turn out to be such a fool. You are a complete fool! Let me tell you, you have already fallen into my trap!” “Fallen into your trap?” Gerald asked coldly, “So, how did I fall into your trap? What kind of trap is there?”

“Do you remember the time we tried to climb old Mrs. Hatter's apple tree?” Nathan chuckled, shaking his head. “Of course I remember; you, in all of your beauty and grace, fell right into the compost pile. I've never seen you move so fast. I still remember what you said: ‘Eww! Daaad! There’s compost in my socks!’”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.