Novel & Cerita Merry Christmas Humor Quotes

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Thank Goddess too! That asshole wouldn't quit complaining!" He said and I chuckled. My chuckle became a bigger laugh as I picture my uncle Marcus carrying my even bigger uncle was funny. I can almost hear my uncle bitching and complaining the whole way home until he passed out. Marcus raised an eyebrow at me as I was bent over laughing. "I'm sorry, but that's some funny shit! Goddess I can totally picture it! Man, I bet you were so relieved when he passed out!" "Oh shit fluff ball, I was more than relieved!"

Sara smiles, nodding gratefully while wiping away tears that had rolled down her cheeks. “Thank you, that means everything to me.” Sara cries, placing her hand on her chest and looking at Shayla, who smiles tenderly at her. “Why am I crying on Christmas Day?” Aimee grumbles, sobbing, making everyone laugh. “Mr H, you’re killing me! We’re supposed to be eating, drinking, and making merry! Gosh!”

If she's the one who came up with this silliness, then I'll be willing to spend my time watching this. “Sir Rhio.” Deo sounded nervous. “You can tell ma'am Jasmin that we did this for you. Boss! Merry Christmas!” he did a salute and took a simple bow. It was a Christmas greeting from my employees. H.H. Happy Holidays, that what it means. They looked nervous even at the video. I just smiled at myself. And they made a dance number, but it was obvious that they weren't really that good of a dancer. At least they made an effort.

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

Plinio's POV: “Merry Christmas, Nio!” For the past four years, the first buoyant wish is always from Aunt Mary. Only she talks to me like that and I can never reach her level of enthusiasm when wishing her back. “Christmas to you too, Mary,” I balance the phone between my ear and shoulder. With my free hand, I break open an egg in the bowl. “Cheer up, love. It’s merry Christmas, the season of happiness.” She must have listened to carols and called me right away. Last year she made me listen to them on her phone. I hung up before my ears bled to deafness.

He stared at Xavier on the floor, who Lisa was now helping up to his feet and his face heavily bruised up. This wasn’t one bit how he saw today ending, but that was the life he lived. He flexed his bruised up knuckle and pain shot through it. He marched over to where Jasmin was and took her hand in his, while everyone watched him like he was a time bomb about to explode. He said no word as he led Jasmin to the door and as he opened it, he turned to look at everyone, saying, “Merry Christmas to you all.” in the most sarcastic way.

To he that wrote me those letters that made my day and always made me smile. Thank you. Eyes bored into his back and when he turned, he stared into her eyes. One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. He spun around and walked, out of the party. ✏✏💭💭 *smiles sweetly* Merry christmas every one! May all your wishes have been granted. See you in the funny pages!（＾ω＾） P.s. that was my exit line in every of my books in w*****d, minus the cute face. ( ;

***** “In 3… 2… 1… MERRY CHRISTMAS!” “Merry Christmas, dear.” - Dylan “Merry Christmas, Dylan.” - Magi "Yeah, baby. Merry Christmas. Take care always!” - Alec "Merry Christmas," I said to Eli next to me as he hugged me tightly. “Merry Christmas.” And with that, I'm fully satisfied. "The five of us? What are we planning? We don't have a facetime partner and we don't have a jowa partner here right now. Maybe we should just greet each other?"