Merry Christmas Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

no amount of money can make you feel what you'd be feeling when someone smiles because of you Stay safe and have a wonderful time Merry Christmas and a happy new year God bless .

Roth has heard a lot of jokes like this from him over the years, enough to be entertained instead of being insulted. Do you want me to remind you of how finding a mate works, V? Or should I just give you a mental recording with the right amount of sarcasm? "Well, bah humbug to you too, Roth. I just can't believe this is the 32nd Christmas that we won't be having anyone celebrating the holidays. I was hoping you've already made up your mind by now." When I find her scent, you will be the first to know. Meanwhile, it's bah humbug to you too, Vince. So, are you going to continue working as you usually do, or go home and rest, which I know you dislike at this time of year?

I add, because silence makes my nerves itch, “you look like shit.” Which is deeply unfair, because he also looks devastatingly fuckable. His mouth twitches into a faint, tired smile. “Well. Merry Christmas to you, too, angel.” That’s sarcasm, by the way. “And you don’t look much better.” I snort, sharp and bitter. “Thanks to you. I caught a bug.” He steps closer, lifting his hand like he’s done a thousand times before, fingers reaching to tuck my hair back. I turn my head away so fast it’s almost violent.

Cody commented sarcastically, I threw him a murderous glare. Emma frowned, watching us in turn. "What does that mean?" "It's nothing! Cody's just talking out of his ass!" I then shouldered my bag, ready to leave. “Well, Merry Christmas everybody!” “Merry Christmas!” Everyone answered filling the room as we made our way down the hallway. As we made our way towards the exit, I shivered. "It's like being frozen in time in here," I grumbled. "Let's go get a drink to warm up."

“Besides, he can’t be as difficult as a class full of sulking second graders on a test day.” “You’re right. Nicholas can’t be as difficult. Because he’s much worse.” Mr. Kerstman snorted with a laugh after his own joke. “But if anyone can put the Christmas spirit into that boy, it’s you, Molly. I swear, if you can’t do it, no one can.” “If you can’t do it, I give up,” Mrs. Kerstman agreed. Molly smiled at the compliment. Christmas was definitely her thing.

Scott says from behind me and I stand upright with a smile on my face. "We have lots of candies to put up still" I complain. "We could just leave them. I don't want to do all this shit anyway. I'm doing it for you" He says. "Be cheerful, come on. It's Christmas tomorrow" I Chuckle, remembering when he teases me about Christmas and called mean child who till waits for Santa to bring her gifts. "I don't have good memories with Christmas" He shrugs. The coffee machine goes off and I hurry to pour us our coffees. I'm only glad I set it up while we were working up the place and fixing the Christmas tree Scott bought yesterday.

Dad, Finn can you go over to my desk and look what's be gifted me for an early Christmas present" " NO FUCKING WAY!!" They both say in unison which we laugh at. I can't hide my amusement in all of this...

“Oh. Yeah, the usual. Chase down witches and tie her to the Christmas tree, then burn it all on the fire and eat marshmallows shaped like tiny snowmen. Nothing much. Oh, and yes, I’m talking about Bree.” Gray chuckled and Q blew air so hard through his pursed lips that he almost whistled. They knew me. They knew I didn’t celebrate Christmas. It was a crap time of year anyway. “You don’t always have to make fun out of it, you know. Christmas is family time, and...” “I know that shit,” I interrupted. I knew Quentin’s usual lecture about how wonderful Christmas could be if only I had someone to celebrate with. And I also knew Gray’s upcoming question:

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

It's so strange and contagious and soon I'm laughing too. "I'm an idiot." I say getting off the ground. "You're an idiot." "I'm pathetic." "You're pathetic." "But I'm gonna learn this." "Ofcourse you are. Now get to it. We don't have all day Christmas. Bring out those dancing feet." He commands. "Asshat," I mutter with a smile getting ready to humiliate myself again. "One two three. Action!" -------------