Minion Memes Novels & Stories

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

I am such a couch potato. I’m laying on the orange and brown floral couch my grandmother has always had. A whole box of saltines and a galleon water bottle within reach and the remote at the ready. My training program doesn’t start for a couple weeks, so I am soaking up every moment of responsibility free time that I can. The phone resting on my stomach chimes. I pick it up and see Jareth has reacted to the meme of a baby goat screaming. Then after moment he sends me a meme of a baby pig eat ice cream.

ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ Ran_Ran7 : But.. Ming_Yue♥ : Yu wang is right. I will be hurt if you all don't go (｡╯︵╰｡) Cool_Wang : !! Ran_Ran7 : !! Mu_Chen : !! Ming_Yue♥ : ...What? Mu_Chen : Leader.. you used emoji.. Ran_Ran7 : It's the first time! Cool_Wang : Lol! Leader is being contaminated by us! \(★ω★)/

Minion 1 from my kidnapping states. “Yes, that really was a wonderful time, wasn’t it?” Minion 2 from my kidnapping asks. “Nah, your spunk smelled nasty and I’m pretty sure that you should get checked for STDs or some shit because that smell was NOT normal,” I say, waving my hand in front of my nose to emphasize my point.

My hands shifted to claws and I shattered the nearest reachable equipment. "Wow! She is already hormonal," Jordan commented. "Grab her!" Stuart commanded. I backhanded and threw off the first minion who tried to grab me, but it was difficult to fight off so many as they arrived in waves. "Let me go, you assholes!" I growled in anger. "What are you going to do now?" Jordan asked Stuart, ignoring my outburst. "This hampers the plan, I can't impregnate her any time soon," Stuart said.

I do not really care for Mina Scopuli, she is turning out to be much more of a bitch than I anticipated hahahaha Thank you everyone, Happy Reading Love, DB And since I can not publish less then 100 words I leave you with a joke,... why cant the T rex clap his hands? Because he is extinct

Even you were Alphas still afraid of your Luna's. Ohm said, "Who says that you always been a puppy around Filo." By hearing her name Mew's mind went off, there came Zee back to them. Zee said "Mew. I found something.. interesting buddy..??" Mew got annoyed and asked, "What??" Zee said with sparkling eyes "How to fuck a boy." By hearing that Mew hit Zee's head. he rubbed the place where Mew hit him and made a sour face.

He shared tales from the office—Marlena’s dry wit, a spreadsheet that refused to save, a board member who accidentally sent a meme to the whole company. “Wait, wait, wait,” Minnie laughed, nearly choking on her sparkling lemonade. “He sent what?” “A cat meme,” Ethan said, grinning. “Except it wasn’t a cat. It was a man in a cat suit licking a popsicle. And the caption said, ‘Mondays got me like.’” She wheezed. “You’re lying.” “I wish I was.” They laughed until their stomachs hurt. Later, as he walked her to her apartment building, the mood shifted—softer, quieter.

Perfect’s office is the least comfortable place Kate has ever been in. The counselor herself is no improvement. Filipino kids, with one glance at Ms. Perfect, would arrive at the same identifier: Miss Minchin, from the dubbed rebroadcasts of Princess Sarah, an old-school Japanese anime, and from online memes lifted from the same. This is because Ms. Perfect has the same elongated face and pointed chin of the main villain, plus vintage cat eyeglasses and an ultra-sleek topknot bun. In the Philippines, the identifier Miss Minchin is also synonymous with terror teacher.

"The Event of the Year! Sky-Bound Action Scene!" I looked like a puppet on strings in the video, with my limbs stretched out and suspended in midair. I was grimacing terribly as the shot zoomed in on my face. I scrolled down and noticed a sea of mocking laughter below the video. "Dominic's expression is so meme-worthy!" "Lisa is so impressive for putting in so much effort just to make the school heartthrob happy!" "Dominic actually pissed himself! Does anyone want a close-up shot of that?" "I'll pay good money for it as long as you send it to me!"