Minion Memes Novels & Stories

“Good. Hopefully, with the additional help, we will be able to get some additional information and soon. How about any new chatter on the web? Has there been suggestions about more attacks or new targets?” He nods. “A little. Trevor is still trying to figure out exactly what it means, but his team has picked up something about mini me. However, I’m not sure exactly what that means.” Mini me. Shit. I bolt upright in my chair and lean forward, with my arms resting against the edge of my desk. I look directly into his eyes and hiss, “Mini me. Are you sure that is what that is what the dark chatter is saying?”

“Sorry, just a message from my boyfriend. You wouldn't understand.” I rolled my eyes, finally finding my hair band. “Oh, save me the details. I’m not in the mood for your fairy tale romance right now.” “Speaking of fairytales,” Tessie’s tone shifted. “Are you ready for today? You better not be late, B. It’s your first day at Silver Stork. You need to make a good impression.” “Relax, Tessie. It’s a club, not a Fortune 500 job.” “It’s not just any club! It’s the biggest one in the city, and after what happened with that douchebag, you need this fresh start.”

'I'm not your minion! She moved closer to Ryan. 'I don't mind being your minion, Ryan,' she said sweetly. Ryan went to stand beside Aiden. 'I'll rather choose poop to be my minion than you,' he replied icily. Suzanne flinched, taken aback, hurt. 'You're a poop!' Ethan shot back at Ryan in disgust. 'That's enough now,' Aiden cut in, stamping out what seemed like the beginning of an argument, a heated one at that.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

Here is the content of the chat. Zero: "Good morning, my future. Are you still able to hold your miss for me?" Zeva wanted to reply, "No, I can't afford it. I really miss you. Come on, please, hurry back here." However, Zeva's sense of prestige is very large to be able to type those sentences. In the end, Zeva just chose to read it, without replying. Zeva wants to know whether Zero will be grumpy and spam-chat her or not.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

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Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Will_the_devil DARN IT! *PEASANT I_love_my_mommy BUT, DUDE, YOU ARE ALREADY EXPOSED. Will_the_devil IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE HECK?! Yes_you_suck SURE. Cereal_killer SURE. I_love_my_mommy SURE. I_pooped I MEAN, HE IS RIGHT, GUYS. I AM NOT A PRINCESS. I AM A QUEEN.

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.