Not Like Me
"Well, that's disgusting. I can't even look at you with that...thing lying there. Can we go into another room, at least?"
Brittany Hogan, my best friend, she's the girliest girl I have ever met. Then there's me, Ashley Tudor, the tomboy. I ride dirt bikes, climb mountains, and read graphic novels. I'm the son my dad always wanted but never had.
"It's just a raccoon. Even Pocahontas from that Disney movie loves them."
"Please, Ash? Can we not be here? That's the most fucking disgusting thing I've ever seen," Brittany complains.