Miss Joke Novels & Stories

"Anyone who bullies Hazel Sweeney again, I'll break their neck!" Everyone was stunned. I only felt irony; it was just another farce of someone betting with others to win me over. When he gave me priceless jewelry, I did not even bother opening the box; I simply donated it, saying I had plenty of such things. The next day, he sent even rarer, more expensive pieces. He took me to a Mafia family dinner, yet I showed up in a bikini. When someone mocked me for being unruly and dressed like a prostitute, he immediately canceled his partnerships with those companies and acquired them!

A few seconds later, the girl from Unit 602, Demi, replied in the group chat: [It's mine!! My limited-edition Dior makeup set! It cost $200! I was literally about to go downstairs and grab it! How is it gone already?!] The chat instantly blew up again. [Another package missing??] [@management are you guys seriously not doing anything about this?] [Who keeps stealing people's stuff?] I messaged Demi privately and got straight to it.

Christian widened his eyes in shock, and Danny stood up from the couch. “Yes, see this,” Danny forwarded his phone in Christian’s direction and the latter quickly took a look over the article, and his eyes nearly bulged out, reading about Mishka’s achievement on the official website of the Indian Government. “Holy fuck!! I screwed up.” Christian muttered, and Danny laughed, watching the face of his frustrated friend. “Did you try to insult her again?” Danny asked, and Christian nodded his head, pressing his lips into a straight line. Danny was about to say something when they heard a soft knock. Christian and Danny’s eyes moved to the door, and they spotted Mishka standing at the half-open d

Mike and Mishy were seated in the garden sipping juice. Mish placed her glass on the table and stared at him. “What is it, I am listening,” Mishy Said. I guess by now you know it. Fish.... I …. I am in love with you. Furthermore, I live you mish and I want you to be my girlfriend,” Mike Said then sighed. He couldn't imagine that he said all that. Mish smiled then busted out in uproar laughter that some maids turned to look at them. “Really?” She ashed with an eye roll.

I asked, forcing the words out. The sooner this was over, the better. She grinned, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “Just after your period.” My eyebrows shot up. “My period?” “Yeah,” she confirmed, completely serious now. “Because you might have sex, baby girl. And I know you didn’t do shitty things with blood.” “Ewwww,” I recoiled automatically, the mental image alone was enough to make me gag. Misa burst out laughing, a clear, ringing sound that felt out of place in the tense planning session.

Her voice wavered slightly as she posed the question, "Do you like him?" My heart raced as I nervously bit my bottom lip, contemplating whether I should reveal the truth or not. “It's okay if you do. You can tell me. I accept he’s totally hot and drool-worthy. And if he wouldn’t have been an asshole and our enemy, I would have shipped you two so hard that I would have created a fan page out of it and made lame posts with your couple pictures.” Mia's joke brought a smile to my face, despite the situation at hand. She never failed to make light of a situation, and I was thankful for it.

I guess that's what we call as 'Mate Effect' "I'm sure I have met her. Mischa Introduced me but she forgot to mention that she is your mate." I answer, smiling and thinking about the day when Mischa Introduced me to her friends. "She must not have felt that to be important." He replies in a low voice and I chuckle at his expression. I don't think I have laughed this much in presence of any other male. "God? You can laugh? I lost my bet! I thought you were born with a poker face!" He comments blinking his eyes feverishly and I laugh out loud hitting him on his shoulder playfully.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

I turned and left, my eyes showing no signs of attachment. Dante should have known that a broken ring, no matter how well repaired, would never be without cracks. It was just like my relationship with him. No matter how much we tried to fix it, we could never go back to how things were. … The next day, one day before the bonding ceremony, I went alone to City Hall to file an application to leave the Lightning pack. The clerk told me the application would take effect in 24 hours. At that time, all my personal information would be deleted from the pack records.

The water bottle hit my head in a loud chunk and I whipped around to find Missy Cooper laughing with her friends. She was not wearing a jersey like most of the women in the box were. She was wearing a jacket with Ajax's number on it. Your guess is right. She's his girlfriend. She has this green streak in her lush blonde hair and her skin was so bright I wonder if she was carved out of pearls. She's prettier than I'd ever be in ten years. “I'm sorry. She won't do it again.” Marie apologized to both of us. “She better not. Creep.” Missy shot me a glare before returning to her seat.