Mommy Milker Jokes

I came to this new school with one goal—stay invisible. No drama. No chaos. Just finish the semester and get out. But everything changed the moment I laid eyes on him—Aiden Cross. Rich, arrogant, dangerously charming. The school's golden boy and certified heartbreaker. He had no business looking at me, let alone touching me. And yet, there he was, lips still warm from kissing another girl, smirking as he walked straight toward me… and pulled me into his world with one simple, cocky line: “Care to join?” From that moment on, my plan to stay out of trouble was officially ruined. Now, I’m skipping school, arguing with him like we’ve known each other for years, sharing moments I swore I’d never allow, and feeling things I can't ignore. But Aiden? He hides behind jokes and a player reputation—brushing off anything real like it’s just another game. He’s everything I told myself to avoid. So why does my heart race every time he’s near? Between surprise kisses in the cafeteria, his jealousy-fueled fights, and our late-night talks that cut deeper than I ever expected, I’m starting to realize one thing: Sometimes the person you least expect becomes the one you can’t let go. But can I trust him with my heart? Or will he leave me like he does everyone else. He was supposed to be my nightmare. Now… he might just be my love story.

MATURE CONTENT ______ Sagad sa buto ang galit ni Lawrence kay Asha simula pagkabata. Sinisisi niya ang nanay nito na kabit ng kaniyang Daddy at naging sanhi ng pagkakasakit ng kaniyang Mommy na humantong sa pagkamatay nito. Pero paano kung itakda sila ng ama mismo ni Lawrence na magpakasal? Sa labis na galit ni Lawrence dahil dito ay pinarusahan niya si Asha at ginawa niyang parausan dahilan para pilitin ni Asha ang ama ni Lawrence na kanselahin na ang pagpapakasal nila. Iyon naman ang gusto ni Lawrence pero bakit habang nilalandi siya ng ibang babae ay si Asha ang naiisip niya? Maamin niya kaya sa sarili niya na ang matinding pagkamuhi na nararamdaman niya noon ay unti unti ng nagiging pagmamahal na pala?

May Isang anak mayaman na babae, na Ang pangalan ay Mae, SI mae ay nangangarap na sana hanggang sa huli, maayos Ang pamilya Niya, Ang pamilya Niya Na kinaiingat ingatan Niya sa kanyang buhay. Pero simula nung dumating Ang mag Ina na SI Janna at Carla, Nagbago ang lahat o Ang Buhay ni mae, at aNg pamilya ni mae, dahil halos Ang mag ina, Ang nasusunod sa buhay ng pamilya ni mae. hindi inaasahan ni mae,na magiging mahirap Pala Ang sitwasyon Niya sa mag inang iyon, at Ng kanyang pamiya, namatay Ang mommy ni mae, na SI Maezil dahil sa kagagawan Ng maginang iyon, ngunit Hindi kaagad nabigyan Ng hustisya. Subalit sa paningin ng kanyang boyfriend, isa lang itong madaling sitwasyon para Kay mae doon sa mag inang Yun, na nagpapahirap sa Buhay ni mae. Ang boyfriend ni mae, Ang tumulong sa kanya para makayanan ni mae Ang lahat ng paghihirap sa mag inang yun. Siya si mark, ang boyfriend ni mae. guwapo, matalino, at mabait, pero Hindi sa inaasahan na mangyayari, na Isa SI mark sa balak din na Kunin ni Janna sa Buhay ni mae. SI Janna Ang step sister ni mae, sa daddy Niya, dahil Ang mommy ni Janna na SI Carla,ay dating babae o kabit Ng daddy ni mae, at Hindi nga inaasahan nabuntis SI Carla, at SI janna iyon. Paano makaka-survive si mae kung pati ang daddy Niya, nakuha na rin nila Janna tuluyan Ang loob nito,At ano ang alam na paraan ni mae,para tanggapin sya ulit ng daddy niya,magkakaayos pa kaya Sila ulit Ng daddy niya? Mababawe pa kaya ni mae Ang dapat sa kanya.

Wyatt Rodriguez is one of the womanizer in town. Walang araw na wala itong babae. Sa tuwing nagba-bar ito ay palagi itong may naikakama sa iba’t-ibang hotel. Halos suki na nga ito ng mga hotel at kilala na ito ng mga staff. He own one of a hotel, pero hindi siya doon nagche-check in. He still remains as a respective boss in his employees. Madison Rewis, ang kanyang kababata na kapitbahay niya. Isa itong medyo boyish kung gumalaw at amazona pagdating kay Wyatt. Dahil sa sabay na lumaki ang dalawa ay alam na nito ang ugali ng isa’t-isa. Ang hindi alam ni Wyatt ay matagal na pa lang may gusto sa kanya ang dalaga kahit pa alam nitong womanizer siya. Tanggap nito kung ano at sino man ang binata. They are friends dahil sa magkakumare ang mga magulang nila at minsan dumadalaw ito sa bahay nila dahil close ang dalaga at ang mommy nito. Pero kahit pa magkaibigan sila ay para pa din silang aso’t-pusa dahil palaging ini-interupt ni Madison ang binata kapag may kasama itong babae dahilan para mainis sa kanya ito. Ginagawa nito ang lahat para walang makuhang babae ang binata. Minsan nagtatagumpay ito, minsan naman hindi. Isang araw dahil sa gustong-gusto ng mommy ni Wyatt ang dalaga ay napagdesisyonan nito na ipakasal ang dalawa. Agree naman ang mga magulang ng dalaga dahil alam nilang magiging mabait na asawa ang binata dito. Magiging masaya kaya ang buhay mag-asawa ng dalawang tao na parang aso’t-pusa kung magbangayan araw-araw. Madison loves him very much that she will do everything just to make Wyatt love her back. But can she really make really make Wyatt Rodriguez, a womanizer, into a loyal husband? Hanggang saan ang makakaya niya sa pagiging babaero nito?

"Mommy, We brought you a husband, for real this time." Miles and Maya speaks, pulling her hand. She her eyes and follows them outside, prepared to apologize but as soon as she sees him standing on her doorstep, time freezes and she becomes too speechless to say anything. He takes one step forward and smirks. "Five years and your children found me." * Mikayla Anderson loses everything in one single party. Who would have thought that the closest ones are the most venomous? Well, she learnt the hard way. For five years, she lived in exile until one day when the appearance of that man on her doorstep turned everything upside down. The serene world she created came shattering at her feet and suddenly it was time to stand up and stop hiding. Time to be the Villainness for her children and the man that she seems to be falling head over heels for. Oh, she will be a bad woman to keep everything she deserves, and now, the man she wants... She will sacrifice them all!

Kara Martin was known as Miss Perfect. She was a beauty with good personality and successful career. Unfortunately, her life changed at one night. She was accused of adultery, losing her job, and abandoned by her fiance. The arrogant man who slept with her did not want to take responsibility. He even threatened to kill her if they met again. What’s worse, Kara was pregnant with twins and she chose to give birth to them. Four and a half years later, Kara returned to work at a large company. As the secretary, she would frequently face their notorious CEO. Kara thought it wouldn't be a problem, but as it turned out ... the CEO was the father of the twins! *** Hi, guys! If you like this book, you might also like my other stories: CEO's Love in Trap (about Cayden) Mr. President's Lost Wife (about Sky) The Heiress' Mysterious Bodyguard (Emily & Cayden's love story) Mr. CEO, You Have to Marry My Mommy (Sky & Louis' love story)

Kasalukuyang live-in partner ng mommy ni Jean Tejada ang daddy ni Kaizer Julian Ezcalante nang ito ay atakihin sa puso. Hindi matanggap ni Kaizer ang biglaang pagkamatay na iyon ng ama lalo pa na ayon sa lumabas na autopsy, sinadya raw kitilin ang buhay ng daddy niya at hindi talagang inatake sa puso ang dahilan. Kaya naman gano'n na lang ang galit ni Kaizer Julian sa live-in partner ng daddy niya dahil wala namang ibang motibo para paslangin ang ama niya kun'di ang kayamanan ng daddy niya. Pinuntahan niya ang bahay ng live-in partner ng daddy niya. Ngunit ang napakaganda nitong anak na si Jean ang naabutan ni Kaizer. Lihim na napukaw ni Jean ang puso ni Kaizer ngunit sa kagaya ni Kaizer na galit at poot ang nasa puso para mabigyan ng hustisya ang pagkamatay ng ama, pilit niyang nilabanan ang atraksyon para kay Jean. Dahil tumakas ang mommy ni Jean na live-in partner ng daddy niya, sapilitang tinangay ni Kaizer si Jean. Ito ang naisip n'yang ipain upang mapalabas ang ina nitong nagtatago sa batas. Papahirapan niya ang dalaga. Kinulong niya ito sa bahay niya. Hangga’t hindi lumalabas ang ina nito ay hindi rin makakalabas ng bahay si Jean. Hindi lang iyon, kahit ang kalayaan nito ay kinuha rin niya. Pinilit niyang magpakasal si Jean sa kaniya kahit labag sa loob ng dalaga. Ayaw ni Jean dahil may iba itong nobyo at mahal din ng dalaga. Subalit ang pagtutol ni Jean ay walang saysay dahil maimpluwensya si Kaizer. Lahat ay kaya nitong gawan ng paraan para pumayag si Jean. Kaya abot langit ang galit ni Jean kay Kaizer. Sumumpa si Jean na hanggang papel lang sila magiging mag-asawa ni Kaizer at gagawa siya ng paraan upang makatakas kay Kaizer kahit sa ano mang paraan.

“Maverick, you never loved me all these years, did you?” “Be good. You're just a substitute.” ___  Never did Valencia expect that what her crush thought of her was a substitute for another woman.  And never did she expect that the asshole would break the news to her after she gave herself to him a night before their wedding.  Unable to take in the heartbreak, Valencia fled on her wedding day.  Fast-forward to five years later; Valencia is now the anonymous owner of a company and the diligent mother of smart-ass quadruplets who think mom is the best and shouldn't be stressed. And the most important thing: Mom needs a capable boyfriend.  Someone dared to attack their mommy? Mom will face-slap, and if Mom can't, Quadruplet will!   A certain shameless man: ‘Darling, relax; I'll properly beat them up for you. After the beating, what do you think we should have next—a triplet or a sextuplet?’ Valencia: “….” Smartass quadruplets: Didn't you consider Mom to be a substitute? Scram. We don't recognize you!

My son was no longer with us. His heart, while he still breathed, was cruelly harvested and given to someone of influence—Michele Finnen, the wife of Scott Langley. Just because she had heart disease and was powerful, she sent people to snatch my son away. As an orphan and now a single mother, my son was all the family I had. He would curl up in my arms and whisper, "Mommy, don't be scared. I'll protect you when I grow up!" He was the center of my universe. Consumed by a seething hatred for Michele, I craved vengeance. I was determined to reclaim my son's heart myself, ensuring he would leave this world whole. To do that, I set my sights on Michele's husband, Scott. He was still enamored with his first love. But fate played a cruel joke: suddenly, out of nowhere, that very woman experienced a car accident. And the strangest part? I looked almost just like her.

My wife’s new assistant recently celebrated his birthday, and she splurged on a villa as a gift to him. On the day he moved in, the assistant, Zachary Shaw, bragged on Instagram with a post and captioned: [Bagged myself a sugar mommy, just FYI.] My wife, Ivy Bennett, commented on the post: [Happy birthday, my dear Zacky! 🫰] The photo was Zachary wrapping his arm around my wife’s slender waist, looking incredibly intimate. The work group chat blew up at once. Everyone expressed their envy toward Zachary, singing his praises for being so promising at such a young age. Then, my childhood friend, Autumn Sinclair, tagged me in the group chat and teased, [Love is a blinding green light. Your wife’s cheating on you so hard it glows. Congrats, Julian!] I smiled wryly and stubbed out my cigarette. Slowly, I typed my reply, [Want a house, Autumn? I’ll get you one too, better than her gift to him.]