Slapshot Awakening
“Well, I figured phase one was balloon therapy. Phase two, obviously, is ass appreciation hour.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Followed closely by ‘Ryker’s Homemade Gourmet Sandwiches’ and ending in a dramatic reenactment of your most glorious on-ice moment, narrated by me in an Oscar-worthy voice.”
“You’ve really thought this through.”
“I had time. You were locked up in medical jail. A made plans.”
I glance over at him, letting the silence stretch for just a beat.
“You forgot phase five.”
“Oh? Enlighten me.”
I lean forward, eyebrows raised. “You leaving me the hell alone so I can nap in peace.”
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