Murder Drones Funny Novels & Stories

We can’t mourn what tried to destroy us. As I shut the incinerator, a soft hum starts in the distance. Not loud—just annoying. “Where the hell is that coming from?” Drake mutters. “No idea, but it’s obnoxious,” Layla growls. We lift a box lid—empty. Just as we’re about to move on, Drake points to the sky. “There.” A black drone hovers high above. I draw my gun, aim, and shoot. One bullet. It drops. “Nice shot,” Drake says. “Let’s hope it wasn’t a kid’s toy.”

I’m literally half her age and I know better. “Sourpuss,” she winks at me. “C’mon, it’s about time you smiled.” When our drinks come, my marshmallows have been melted and whipped to such high peaks it’s impossible to take a sip without painting my face. My mother is checking her phone, and the thought of the Blue Shades man’s scrotum getting hacked off and stored in his loafers has already crossed my mind a few times. All that blood flooding down his crisp, clean pants. Screaming as he grabs between his legs. The eye in my forehead is fluttering under my skin, too dark and too willing to open itself wide. Ready to show me. Always trying to show me these things.

If we feed the code there, we can overwrite the cleansing protocol!” “The problem is only,” Nova called from above, “that they have noticed us!” dozens of small, Black dots. There were no wooden gliders. It was autonomous catching Old World drones – slim, angular and familiar, cold purple light her lenses. Kael put his hands on my shoulders. “Get us in, Jada. Do the rest we.” I looked at the approaching thunder of drones, spanned the muscles and ripped the cross. We were the heirs of Ouroboros, and this heaven

'Silence' Sarah had vanished into the rafters, her presence only marked by the occasional flash of a suppressed muzzle or the sudden, silent collapse of a drone. 'Grizzly' Greg was providing heavy cover, his customized munitions turning the warehouse’s rusted machinery into a series of improvised barriers. "Drones are down to forty percent!" Nikolai’s voice crackled over the analog comms. "But these things are self-repairing! It’s like fighting a hive mind!" In the center of the chaos, Kitana Lee stood atop the pile of rusted crates, her porcelain mask reflecting the flickering industrial lights. She watched the battle with a detached, almost bored expression.

I turn back towards the front and begin getting my stuff out when Kevin plops down next to me. "So where's your little boyfriend?" Kevin mocks. "What are you talking about?" I reply in annoyance. "You know the Draven guy at the festival the other day." Kevin says with a sirk. "You know what they say about the Draven's don't you?" He continues. "They say they are evil vampires and anyone who is around them for too long disappears never to be seen again." He finishes. Suddenly a loud thunk sound comes from my other side and I look to see Victor pulling out the chair next to me. I look back at Kevin who wears a smirk on his face.

, He asks in a cold voice. "Sorry, I didn't understand you. What do you mean?", He asks respectfully. "What is this?", He says and shows him the video in which he is making fun with a girl that Amit sent to Abhay. She is surprised as hell. Her eyes were wide open as if they can pop out at any time. Smaran is also surprised but not much because he already knew that Amit would do something like this so he has to prepare for it in advance.

“There.” I follow her gaze, heart kicking up. Footprints in the mud, fresh, leading into the woods. Too big for Aiden’s usual tread. “Not him,” I say, gut twisting. “Someone else.” Before we can move, a low hum cuts through the rain—a drone, barely visible, hovering just above the trees. Its red light blinks, locking onto us. Ember curses, yanking me down as a dart hisses past, embedding in the wall behind us. “Tranqs,” she hisses. “They’re not playing.”

They all fooled me! Mom and Monica died because dad and Nate cheated on them! I am tired! A few minutes later, Athena’s mom returned, “Is Athena here?” She asked, which made me angrier, so I stood up and stabbed her on the left abdomen. She bled to death after that. They are all the same!

"I'm going to drown it." The drone fired.

The drone’s weapon pods hummed with a terrifying, high-pitched frequency that made the fillings in Kabir’s teeth ache. The blue luminescence charging within its barrel was identical to the energy that had dissolved the workbench in Geneva. It wasn't designed to destroy flesh; it was designed to erase the very seconds that held their physical bodies together. "Jump out!" Kabir bellowed, throwing his body weight across the back seat to shove Vikram and Devashish out of the open-topped jeep.