Nacho Cheese Joke Novels & Stories

But what really filled my plate the most was the adobo that Zach cooked. He just laughed and transferred the food. He also took two glasses of wine and gave one to me. We started eating and Ycson became the joker and clown while we ate. He tells a lot of stories and tells us jokes. And they are just laughing. I couldn't stop laughing because of him. I don't laugh because of his jokes if not because of his looks. "What do you call fake spaghetti?" Ycson asked everyone. "What?" "Spake?" Sol answered. Everyone looked at her and wondered what the spake was. "What? SPAGHETTI and faKE.... Spake!"

’ ‘Sparkling water would be fine, thank you,’ Lochlan replied. She came in and set a glass of water in front of him, a juice for me, and a plate of heavily cheesed nachos. ‘Try these,’ she said, thrusting the plate towards Lochlan. ‘I used Colby Jack. It’s the king of melting cheeses.’ ‘Boss doesn’t eat cheese,’ I said quickly. Portia’s eyebrows shot up. ‘Lactose intolerant?’ ‘No, it’s just… not part of his approved nutritional intake,’ I explained, trying to head off the inevitable sarcastic commentary on his ascetic lifestyle.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

"Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?" "Why?" Nikolai asked, his lips twitching slightly despite himself. "Because the 'P' is silent!" Pascal cackled. Even Nikolai let out a small huff of amusement at that one. And Tiana just kept laughing, tears streaming down her face, her whole body shaking with the force of it. She laughed through Pascal's terrible dinosaur jokes. Laughed through the familiar streets passing by the car windows. Laughed through the growing concern in Nikolai's sidelong glances.

"Hang on. Don't tell me that's why you came at me with two machetes in hand and hunted me down the streets like a dog. I didn't do anything!" I let out a self-deprecating laugh. I now knew that in Joshua's eyes, I was nothing but a clown—a pet he could toy with as he pleased. Well, why should I stick around to be the object of their jokes?

~Amara~ "Liar!"Nico chuckled in my head and I groaned at his words. Patricia nodded then left and a deep sigh escaped my lips. "What did you expect me to tell mom?That we were busy talking dirty and I almost dropped on my knees?"I asked Nico with a raised eyebrow and he smirked, as though that was the funniest joke of the year. "Yeah,it's not a crime."Nico joked and I rolled my eyes at his words.

he questioned her, frustrated. Stunned, Nora burst into laughter,. "Wow," she said, her laughter laced with jest. "You're not jealous that your ex has a lover, sorry, husband, who is handsomely rich, are you?" she teased, noticing the disbelief written all over Noah's face.

𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗜 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱. 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗿𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗶�

Lena watched, amused, as I tried to flip the whole mess like some kind of sad omelet. That's not how nachos work," she said. “Will you come and take over ma'am?” I shot back. She threw an olive at me. It bounced off my forehead. "What was that for?” I asked, shaking my head. “Do not mess with me, I've got good aim.” she responded, stealing a half-melted chip from the pan. "Oh god. This is terrible." She took another bite. "Why is it so good?" I smirked. "What can I say? I'm a man of many talent.”

Damn, those nachos smelt good. I placed her plate on the coffee table in front of her. Then I grabbed a nacho, dipped it into the chili topping, and shoved it into my mouth. She gasped as I backed toward the cart and got my steak. It was decorated with fries and salad, but hell, I shoulda gone for what she did. Elena grabbed a cheese-coated nacho from the side and dived it into the center of her plate. With a huge mound of ground beef on the chip, she forced it into her mouth quite spectacularly. Holy fuck, this girl can open her mouth wide.