Nacho Cheese Joke Novels & Stories

She grinned as she crunched into a loaded nacho, and I couldn’t help but laugh, knowing I would remember this moment for the rest of my life. “Oh yeah?” I took a bite, moaning in pleasure. “Umm... well, you did a great job because these are the best nachos I’ve ever had.” “Don’t tell your Uncle Miguel.” Jasmine wagged her eyebrows as she took a sip of her Margarita.

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

“It’s my first question. You’re on the hook.” I laughed, shaking my head. “Fine. Hit me.” She smiled, her eyes mischievous. “Okay…favorite guilty-pleasure snack. Go.” “Cheetos.” I chuckled. “I’d kill for those things.” She laughed out, “No way! They stick to your fingers like pest and turn them orange. How can anyone love that?” “Come on, Eve, That’s part of the fun. Adds character.” I joked. She tilted her head, smirking. “Character, huh? Is that what you call it?”

It seems they kept records and used them to blackmail their clients into doing their bidding. Sick perverts!' I heard footsteps approaching and quickly closed the tabs before acting normal. Nacho walked in with two cups of coffee and gave me one. He was happy to see his computer running again. "You are an asset, bird brains and I am glad I didn't waste my cash on you back then. Finish your coffee cutie, today is your lucky day." I brought the cup to my lips and took a sip and surprisingly it was pleasant to taste but not my kind of flavour.

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Xavier leaned into my ear and whispered a warning. “I know.” I forced a smile. That was when Noah, who had been hovering some distance away, parted the crowd and walked straight toward us. “Hey, long time no see.” He stopped in front of us and greeted us. The entire time, he hardly paid notice to Xavier and was focused on me instead. “Grace, you’ve lost weight since the last time we met. I take it that the cooking of Don Whitmore’s chef isn’t to your liking.” Then, he casually put a hand out to receive my hand for a kiss.

He frowned. "Are you okay?" I asked. "I can drive home if you want to sleep again." "I think I should be able to make it home. The nap really helped." "Good." "Damn, they have chile con queso here? That's one of my favorites! Fuck, I wish my stomach wasn't basically bleeding right now!" I laughed. "Seriously?" "Yeah, I love it. I mean, cheese and spicy? And carbs to dip in it? What's better than that?"

"Fuck." Oh, cheese ...

“I’m down for nachos as long as there’s no guac.” “What?” I stared at him in horror. “The guac is necessary. Like a vital part of the equation.” “I don’t like avocado. It’s just green mush.” “Your palette is so pedestrian.” “Said the guy whose favorite food is nachos.” “Don’t dis nachos.” “I’m not.” He poked me in the side. “But even you have to admit that nachos aren’t exactly high brow.” “Maybe not, but at least my fave is cooked and not going to give me tapeworms.”

I asked in confusion. “Here taste this, you're just eating fried chicken,” he said as he shoved the spoon into my mouth. The flavor of Nacho Cheese filled my mouth, it was delicious. I chewed slowly while looking at him, who pulled his arm again towards me. I looked at his hand holding Nachos, then back at his eyes, and then the spoon. I grabbed his wrist and shoved it again in my mouth.