Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar Singkat

Zakiya Zahira terpaksa harus pergi ke kota besar untuk mencari penghasilan tambahan dan membantu perekonomian keluarganya. Namun, di kota ia tanpa sengaja bertemu dengan seorang CEO yang terkenal dingin dan angkuh, Arvin Nirwan Kusuma. Yang membuat Kiya merasa terkejut adalah bahwa Arvin ternyata memiliki cacat di kakinya yang membuatnya lumpuh. Meskipun awalnya hubungan mereka terasa sulit, lambat laun Kiya mulai merasa tertarik pada pria itu. Namun, apakah Arvin akan merespons perasaan Kiya?

Extract Alpha Dominic’s gaze cut through me like ice. “I don’t know you,” he spat, his voice filled with disgust. “How dare you show up out of nowhere, claiming to be my mate, claiming to carry my child, when I have never laid eyes on you before?” “Um, I—” I opened my mouth to explain, to tell him everything, but he cut me off. “Are you here for money? Is that it?” Without waiting for an answer, he reached into his car and pulled out a bundle of cash, flinging it at my feet. “I don’t want to see your filthy face again. I won’t waste my energy rejecting you. We will never be together. The moon goddess must have been mistaken to think a lowlife like you could be my mate.” The money lay scattered on the ground as hot tears blurred my vision. “I’m not lying,” I sobbed. “I am carrying your child.” Wolfless and satisfied, all Odette ever wanted was to be promoted and to become a full-time teacher. But her world came crumbling down when her boss made sexual advances at her, saying it was the only way for her to keep her job. Brokenhearted, she ran from the school, and instead of going home to her family, she went to a hotel, got drunk, ended up in the bed of a stranger, and got pregnant afterwards. She was sent out of the house by her mother until she aborted the baby. Will she abort the baby? Or find the father of her child?

Arabella Stuart adalah orang tua tunggal bagi Jonah putranya. Tanpa sepengetahuan Arabella, Jonah yang berkenalan dengan dengan Peter Jackson menginginkan duda anak satu tersebut menjadi ayahnya. Jonah pun bersekongkol dengan Kimiko putri Peter untuk menjodohkan kedua orang tua mereka. Sementara Joshua Callahan hadir sebagai seseorang yang memberi pelipur lara bagi Arabella. Joshua hanya bisa berharap, sementara Arabella harus menjatuhkan pilihan.

Si Aliza May Paulo, ang tagapagmana ng isang makapangyarihang tao mula sa Cebu, ay mayroong lahat - kagandahan, talino, at kayamanan. Ngunit hinangad niya ang higit pa, isang buhay na malaya mula sa mga paghihigpit ng kanyang ama. Sa desperadong pagtatangka na makatakas, sumakay siya ng isang bangka patungo sa Maynila. Gayunman, nabigo ang kanyang plano nang siya ay ma-kidnap at pabalikin sa kanyang pinanggalingan.Samantala, si Jonathan "Anton" Ramos ay ang pinagkakatiwalaang kanang kamay ng ama ni Aliza. Siya ang may tungkulin na lahat, mula sa pagpapatakbo ng pamilyang negosyo hanggang sa pagdidisiplina sa tagapagmana mismo. At habang sila ay magkasama, nagsimulang makita ni Aliza si Anton sa ibang pagkakataon, at hindi niya maiwasang magtanong kung mayroon pa bang ibang aspeto sa kanilang relasyon bukod sa tagapagmana at pobre. As they faced unexpected challenges, Aliza was forced to confront her own prejudices and privilege. Would she continue to live life as a spoiled brat, or would she find the courage to change and become a better person?And as Anton and Aliza's feelings for each other grew stronger, they were faced with an impossible decision: should they follow their hearts, even if it meant going against everything they had ever known? Or should they stick to the status quo, even if it meant sacrificing their own happiness?

"Urus bayi ini sebaik mungkin, kalau tidak aku akan menceraikan kamu." Sarah mematung, matanya mengikuti telunjuk Andra suaminya yang tertuju pada boks bayi. Kalau biasanya meminta tolong itu bernada rendah dan memohon tapi tidak Andra laki laki yang bergelar suaminya itu. Andra meminta Sarah mengurus bayi madunya dengan nada ancaman. Tidak cukup mengabaikan dan bersikap tidak adil kepada dirinya hampir satu tahun ini. Andra seakan tidak mempunyai perasaan memperlakukan Sarah sesuka hatinya. Sanggupkah dia. Jawaban tentu saja dirinya tidak sanggup. Mengurus bayi dari wanita yang menghancurkan dirinya bukan hal yang mudah bagi Sarah. Bagaimana pun melihat wajah bayi itu yang ada bayang bayang sikap Andra dan Gita sang madu akan selalu terlintas di kepalanya. Gita adalah wanita yang bersedia dinikahi berselang satu hari setelah Andra menikahi Sarah. Mereka hidup dalam satu atap. Satu suami dua istri. Yang bisa dikatakan jika suami istri yang sebenarnya adalah Andra dan Gita meskipun hanya menikah siri. Sedangkan Sarah sebagai istri sah di hadapan agama dan negara hanya sebagai pelengkap. Bukan pelengkap kebahagiaan adalah pelengkap sasaran penderitaan.

Even after being married for three years, my husband treats me like a stranger. When I throw up blood from pregnancy complications, he's in the prayer room chanting for his foster sister, Yvie Springton. He accuses me of being dramatic. If Yvie so much as gets a headache, he drops everything and flies overseas to be by her side. When his parents are in critical condition after a car crash, I beg him to go see them one last time. But what does he do? He claims I'm cursing Yvie. When I go into early labor and cling to life after giving birth to our son, he posts a photo of his international boarding pass on social media. At his parents' funeral, he returns to the country with Yvie and demands I leave the marriage with nothing. The day our divorce finalizes, he holds a wedding ceremony with her. I bury his parents alone. Then, at an exclusive auction, dead set on winning the famous painting for Yvie, he offered a staggering price. Even his accounts are frozen. That's when he finally realizes he's been disowned by the Springton family. His eyes are bloodshot, and he's furious as he demands answers. I simply gesture for my lawyer to step forward. He says, "Mr. Springton, take a look at this will."

Maxine Ysabell De Lara.Nag-iisang babae sa angkan ng mga De Lara. Itinururing siya ng mga itong 'A gift of God'. Lumaki siyang sinusunod ang kaniyang magulang at kailanman hindi siya sumuway sakanila. Subalit, dumating ang gabing nagpagabo sa buhay niya. Roswell Dylan Montefalco. The Most Successful Young Businessman. Business Tycoon. And Workaholic. May iisang babaeng minahal. Si Fhreaya Flores. Ang babaeng inalok niya ng kasal, ngunit iniwan siya sa ere. Dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa dalaga. Napagkamalan niya nasi Maxine De Lara ang babaeng bumigo at nang-iwan sakanya. Pinilit niyang makatalik at buntisin ito 'nang sa ganon ay hindi na siya nito iwan. And he got her virginity. Tatlong taon siyang hindi pinatahimik ng konsensiya. Ginawa niya ang lahat para matagpuan ang babae. Ngunit, isang iraw ito mismo ang nag-apply ng trabaho sa kanyang Kompanya. Magagawa kayang pagtagpuin ang kanilang mga puso ng nag-iisa nilang koneksiyon? Magawa kaya ni Maxine na masungkit ang puso ng lalaking may matagal ng minamahal? O kahit anong gawin niya, tingin lang nito ay ina ng anak nila?

Four days after my death, my four-year-old daughter finally sensed that something was terribly wrong. The fridge door slammed into her forehead when she tried to get a snack. Normally, I would've been there in a heartbeat—arms open, kisses ready, whispering, "You're okay, sweetheart, Mommy's here." But this time, I just lay on the bed, cold and still.​ She didn't understand. She thought the sweet treat would make me respond. So she held the final piece of chocolate up to my mouth. "Here, Mommy. Have some chocolate..." But I didn't even blink. She climbed into my arms, clutching my clothes tightly. "Mommy... Mommy, wake up..." She waited for me to stroke her hair, to tell her that everything was going to be fine. There was only silence.​ Completely lost and scared, she found my phone. "Daddy, why is Mommy still sleeping?" she asked, her voice filled with desperation.​ In response, Oliver sent a photo of himself having Christmas Eve dinner with his childhood sweetheart. His voice was icy cold when he replied, "She's just sleeping, not dead. It's Christmas Eve, and I'm busy. Tell her to stop playing games and come apologize when she's done sulking." Then he hung up.​ But when the truth finally hit Oliver—when the coroner's report came, when the police knocked on his door right in the middle of his laughter, when he realized I'd been lying dead for four days while he toasted—he broke.

Keluarga Valerio adalah sindikat mafia paling berkuasa di Kota Noria. Dan Aku, bersama dengan beberapa gadis-gadis lain yang disaring dengan sangat hati-hati, telah secara khusus dipilih untuk bergabung dengan keluarga mereka. Dilatih dari nol agar pewaris keluarga berikutnya bisa memilih istri di antara kami. Istri adalah kata yang diperhalus, kenyataannya, siapapun gadis yang terpilih, dia akan menjadi perisai, senjata dan pelindung paling setia untuk sang pewaris. Seseorang yang berani membunuh orang lain demi dirinya dan mati untuknya. Tahun demi tahun berlalu, satu per satu para kandidat tumbang. Pada akhirnya hanya tersisa Estella dan aku. Lalu Estella mati, terbunuh saat menjalankan misi rahasia. Setelah itu tidak ada lagi pilihan yang tersisa. Aku menjadi istri seorang Axel Valerio. Aku telah memberikan segalanya untuk Axel karena aku mencintainya. Kupikir dia juga mencintaiku, sampai peluru yang seharusnya mengenai pria itu mengenai tepat di dadaku. Saat aku terbaring tak berdaya, nyaris tak bernapas, aku mendengar pembicaraan Axel dengan asistennya, "Jangan kubur dia di pemakaman Keluarga Valerio. Tempat di sebelahku hanya untuk Estella." Ternyata begitu. Estella yang bahkan hidup tidak cukup lama untuk menjadi istrinya, masih memiliki tempat di hati pria itu meski sudah mati. Sementara aku? Aku yang terkena tembakan yang seharusnya membunuhnya, bahkan tidak cukup berharga dimakamkan di dekatnya. Perlahan aku menutup mata dan begitu aku membuka kembali mataku, aku kembali ke hari saat Keluarga Valerio secara resmi mengumumkan Axel sebagai kepala keluarga yang baru. Hari di mana semuanya dimulai...

Dunia Saira runtuh saat mengetahui calon suaminya, Anwar, menghamili sahabatnya sendiri. Pernikahan mereka batal, dan ibunya jatuh sakit hingga membutuhkan biaya besar. Demi pengobatan sang ibu, Saira menerima tawaran keluarga Anwar untuk menikah dengan Alvaro, seorang Presdir dengan status duda beranak satu yang dikenal dingin dan tak tersentuh. Saira hanya diminta satu hal yaitu merawat anak Alvaro yang membutuhkan sosok ibu. Ia pun menikah tanpa cinta, dengan hati yang telah mati karena pengkhianatan. Namun, siapa sangka, di balik sikap dingin Alvaro, tersembunyi sisi yang mampu menghidupkan kembali rasa dalam diri Saira. Sayangnya, Alvaro hanya melihatnya sebagai pengasuh dan tanpa cinta. Mampukah Saira mengungkapkan isi hatinya?