The Boyfriend App
“Hello! I’m Neo. I compose EDM and I like computer games too. I’m (almost) unbeatable on StarCraft. Even though I’m not the maknae, I’m the one who cooks a big pan of kimchi-bokkeum for the group’s secret late-night snacks.”
“Hi, guys! Jared’s the name and rapping is my game. I’m a fitness geek, as you can tell from my figure. And just for the record, I’ve never taken part in any unhealthy midnight snack session. I’m actually the dietician of the group.”
“Don’t believe him,” Neo says. “He’s the ringleader.”
Laughter ripples through the studio audience.
“So,” the host says, “DMG. Not DMZ. What does it mean?”