Eggman Funny Novels & Stories

Jacob suddenly burst into laughter as he imagined the scenario. Magnus looked utterly baffled. Watching his friend laugh wildly at his phone, he almost suspected madness. He pressed a hand to his friend's forehead, frowned, and muttered, "Strange, no fever at all. Jacob, what's so funny on your phone? That creepy laugh of yours, I thought you'd lost your mind." Jacob immediately cleared his throat and adopted a solemn expression. He tapped into racing clips of Amelia and held the phone out. "Look! Her racing skills are insane, she could wipe the floor with the world's third-ranked driver!"

"What's the meaning of what you just did?" Gamma Ferguson burst out laughing like I just said something funny. "What's the meaning of this, Gamma Fergurson?!" I demanded, my patience wearing thin. "What's so funny that you're laughing?" Gamma Ferguson completely ignored me, and was having random conversations with goddess knows who. The elders and I exchanged puzzled glances, as we all wondered what had gotten over Gamma Fergurson that was making him laugh so hard. Then my eyes landed on Felix who had a mischievous grin on his face. Then it dawned on me, that Felix definitely has a hand in whatever is going on with Gamma Ferguson.

The child gestures to the robot and says, "I'm making a robot to help Mr. Ethan with his work, so he won't be so grumpy!" "A robot?" Ellie asks, feigning surprise. "What a clever idea! I bet Mr. Ethan would love a robot to help him. But, can I ask, how is the robot going to help him not be grumpy?" The child thinks for a moment and then says, "Well, it can bring him coffee and remind him to smile!" Ellie laughs and says, "That sounds like a very useful robot indeed! But I think it might take more than coffee and a reminder to make Mr. Ethan smile." The child looks thoughtful and says, "Maybe it can tell jokes too?"

Elena whispers to everyone quitely. They watched as it feasted on the dead unicorns. The sight alone made everyone puke trying not to make a sound. After some minutes the garden gnome leaves to another destination for more unicorns to devourer. “Not adorable now, Elevina?” Elena said sarcastically, glancing at her friend. “Not funny. How was I supposed to know it will turn out this way?” Elvenia said angrily, flipping across both of her arms. “Come on…I was just teasing you.” Elena said, trying to give Elevina a hug.

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

Ego, the foodie suggested, bringing a soft smile to her friend's lips. "Have the meal served here, Ego. I don't have that strength..." Ego laughed loudly, interrupting her friend. "Yes o! Conserve the energy for the other business!" she quipped jokingly. Ame, not immediately comprehending what her friend meant, opened her mouth to reply but as the understanding dawned on her, her eyes widened in mock horror and she grabbed the nearest pillow to her and threw it at her friend, who was already on her way out of the room. "Silly you!" Ame shrieked at the already closed door.

The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing. Even Grey started in. Lennon was staring at them with that snarly snurl on her face still. Em noticed that Elias had even broken his ever present serious personality and was shaking his head but grinning. Em raised her eyebrows and let out a laugh, pointing at him. “GOT EEEM..” she said. That time, everyone at the table busted out laughing except for Lennon of course who had no idea what they were doing. Apparently that made her mad because she retaliated.

Once I’d placed an order over the phone for two dairy-free pizzas, Fern was back to exclaiming, “Omg, omg, omg!” “I think we broke her,” Bert joked in mock-alarm. “She’s not making any sense. Do you know if there’s a reboot button on this thing?” He mimed, trying to press the center of Fern’s head, then her nose, and provoking another series of giggles from her. Her excitement and my friend’s humor were infectious, and I joked, “You should be honored she’s using text speech. Most nights, she communicates in emojis.” I did my best array of silly faces, and both Fern and Bert were in stitches.

"It's alright, you can!" The stranger smiled at him. Jimmy then saw his ears, they weren't regular human ones, they were taller and sharper. It reminded him of one of his favourite fantasy characters, Legolas from The Lord Of The Rings. He widened his eyes and pointed his finger to him. "You're an elf!" he exclaimed. The man chuckled. "Why do you look so surprised?" "I have never seen an elf before.." "But there are elves everywhere in Fantasia!" he laughed. Fantasia?

Agent Hernandez whispered to Amy as if he was a doctor. “I was inside a game,” Amy uttered her question through her weak voice, trying to remember. She stared at Agent Hernandez with some light returning to her. “I remember you. You’re my colleague and you’re not human. I make fun of you, calling you my little Astro Boy.” Amy smiled a little as she ran her slender fingers across Agent Hernandez’s chin.