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The devil you know
Bane told his friend.
“There is no issue.” Both Bane and Jax turned to Emma when they heard her giggle.
“What? Care to share what’s so funny, angel?” Bane asked.
“He is grumpy because Jennie isn’t falling over herself to get his attention. Another man noticed her and she rolled with it instead of focusing on Jax and he doesn’t like to be treated like he treats women,” Emma said, still giggling.
“I am not interested in her,” Jax objected.
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The Marvelous Elijah's Return
Suddenly, Matt cracked up, and everyone joined him, causing the sound of chuckles to echo in the dining room.
Walking through the doorway with a tray, James looked confused at the sight of them laughing, and once they noticed his presence, they all stopped abruptly, looking apologetic and almost guilty.
“What’s so funny?” James asked, setting the tray down next to Ryan and pulling over a chair for himself.
“Nothing,” Elijah said, trying to cover his smile with a cough. “We just thought about some old memories.”
Frowning, James raised an eyebrow and mumbled, “You guys are making fun of me for burning the eggs.”
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The Transcendent Zombie System
‘What?
The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing.
‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’
‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’
“Hahaha!!!”
The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke.
“Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.
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Not My Fault
Ego, the foodie suggested, bringing a soft smile to her friend's lips.
"Have the meal served here, Ego. I don't have that strength..."
Ego laughed loudly, interrupting her friend. "Yes o! Conserve the energy for the other business!" she quipped jokingly.
Ame, not immediately comprehending what her friend meant, opened her mouth to reply but as the understanding dawned on her, her eyes widened in mock horror and she grabbed the nearest pillow to her and threw it at her friend, who was already on her way out of the room. "Silly you!" Ame shrieked at the already closed door.
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Catching the Moon (Chasing the Moon Book 2)
The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing.
Even Grey started in.
Lennon was staring at them with that snarly snurl on her face still.
Em noticed that Elias had even broken his ever present serious personality and was shaking his head but grinning.
Em raised her eyebrows and let out a laugh, pointing at him. “GOT EEEM..” she said.
That time, everyone at the table busted out laughing except for Lennon of course who had no idea what they were doing.
Apparently that made her mad because she retaliated.
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Getting away with the Alpha's Pup
Once I’d placed an order over the phone for two dairy-free pizzas, Fern was back to exclaiming, “Omg, omg, omg!”
“I think we broke her,” Bert joked in mock-alarm. “She’s not making any sense. Do you know if there’s a reboot button on this thing?” He mimed, trying to press the center of Fern’s head, then her nose, and provoking another series of giggles from her.
Her excitement and my friend’s humor were infectious, and I joked, “You should be honored she’s using text speech. Most nights, she communicates in emojis.” I did my best array of silly faces, and both Fern and Bert were in stitches.
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DIAMOND
"It's alright, you can!"
The stranger smiled at him. Jimmy then saw his ears, they weren't regular human ones, they were taller and sharper. It reminded him of one of his favourite fantasy characters, Legolas from The Lord Of The Rings.
He widened his eyes and pointed his finger to him. "You're an elf!" he exclaimed.
The man chuckled. "Why do you look so surprised?"
"I have never seen an elf before.."
"But there are elves everywhere in Fantasia!" he laughed.
Fantasia?
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Gunmetal Mama
Agent Hernandez whispered to Amy as if he was a doctor.
“I was inside a game,” Amy uttered her question through her weak voice, trying to remember. She stared at Agent Hernandez with some light returning to her. “I remember you. You’re my colleague and you’re not human. I make fun of you, calling you my little Astro Boy.” Amy smiled a little as she ran her slender fingers across Agent Hernandez’s chin.
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Alpha Fallon And The Broken Bond
"I can’t leave all the fun to all of you."
"There’s nothing fun about fighting for your life," Fineon scolds.
Letting out a growl of annoyance, I narrow my gaze until Fineon bursts into laughter that becomes almost contagious.
"What’s so funny?" Uncle Ramone asks, popping up beside me. "I’d like a good laugh."
"Fineon’s face," I offer, earning myself a swat on the ass from Fineon. "I’m just kidding."
"I would say he has a funny face," Uncle Ramone agrees. "But I don’t want to piss him off in case I need his assistance later."
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Curves and Basketball a BBW romance series
Essi 10:25pm: I made it home safely with a smile emoji.
Essi 11:00pm I just thought you would like a picture of my dinner that I will be enjoying.
Essi 11:01pm: d******d picture.
It was a picture of a juicy burger with everything on it.
Essi 11:05pm: d******d video.
It was a video of Essence taking a big bite out of her burger. She was acting like it was the best burger she has ever had. She burst out laughing as the video ended. I hit reply without thought.
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The humor in 'I (Really) Am The Eggman' is so brilliantly absurd that it sticks with you long after reading. One moment that had me laughing uncontrollably was when the protagonist, convinced he’s the reincarnation of the Eggman from 'Sonic', tries to command a flock of geese by squawking at them like a drill sergeant. The sheer confidence with which he delivers nonsense—while the geese just stare blankly—is comedy gold. The author nails the tone here, balancing delusional grandeur with pathetic reality. Later, he attempts to 'upgrade' his bike with egg-themed modifications, only for it to collapse into a heap of duct tape and cardboard mid-ride. The way his friends react—a mix of pity and secondhand embarrassment—adds layers to the hilarity.
Another standout scene involves his disastrous job interview at a fast-food chain. When asked about his strengths, he launches into a monologue about egg-based philosophy, complete with hand-drawn diagrams on napkins. The interviewer’s slow back away from the table is described in such deadpan detail that it feels like a sitcom punchline. The book excels at turning mundane situations into surreal comedy by filtering them through the protagonist’s unshakable Eggman persona. Even his 'villainous' schemes, like replacing office coffee creamer with powdered eggs, backfire in ways that highlight his endearing incompetence. The humor isn’t just in the absurdity, but in how seriously he takes himself while the world refuses to play along.
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