Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

I step two steps closer to him, “It's not like you to run your mouth when you know that you should shut the fuck up.” Then Summer comes up from behind, “Are you idiots making stupid jokes again?” “Why the fuck are you calling us idiots now?” Devan turns around as he faces her. “Cause daddy said you two are worse idiots than Beavis and Butthead.” “What the fuck does your dad know about Beavis and butthead?” “You want me to call you Laurel and Hardy then?” I only but burst out in hysterical laughter, “No, I prefer the one before. Mat has his head up his butt half of the time as it is.”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

"Why should I help you? What’s in it for me?" "Aside from the fact that it'll be the best sixty seconds of your pathetic life? Nothing." I reached out, my fingers trembling as I grabbed the rough fabric of his hoodie. "Just shut up and let me get this over with." "You look like you're about to vomit," he whispered, his voice dropping to a dangerous vibration. "Is the Ice Queen actually scared of a nerd?" "I’m disgusted, Elias. There’s a difference." "Then show me," he challenged. "Show me how much you hate it."

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Concrete seeds: I give up. Wood powder: I'm not 😂😂. Different sows : it's not all fun of you. Mushroom candidate: I am mushroom, I am silent. Sensor saw: 😤😤 Concrete Kernels: @Sensors Saws. Ehem 😉😉 Sensor saw: son of a bitch! Shit!! 😤😤😤 Loose Powder: I chopped my mouth. Sensor saws: kiss me. Wood Powder: 🌚🌚🔫🔫🔫.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

“I will never, ever fall in love with you, Damon. And I will find someone way better than you, someone who will love me for who I am and someone who will only look at me.” “Nerdy, are you even awake? I think you’re still dreaming.” “Shut up! Just don’t go crying over me when you’re the one who ends up falling in love with me!” He started laughing so hard while looking at me. He was even holding his sides because of laughing too much. “You really are good at imagining things, nerdy. Before you say that I’m going to fall in love with someone like you, just try having someone to like you first, hahaha!”