Nerdy Jokes Novels & Stories

The last name made more sense to me than others. During the end of the second week, the three Js ran into my room and closed the laptop which I was working on. The look on their faces was mischievous and I could tell they were up to something bad or had done something bad. “Out with it, guys, I can’t have three photocopy stare directly at me. It causes confusion,” I said to them with the most boring look I could pull out. “Put on your dancing shoes girl cause Luke Power is dead!” Jack announced loudly and happily.

"Gosh, it's really you. You've totally reinvented yourself." Time had sculpted away my youthful awkwardness, replacing it with a grounded poise honed by global experiences. "Hey, it's been a while," I replied evenly. "This is serendipity!" Jenny bubbled. "We're having a class reunion upstairs at the swanky Cloud Lounge. Lots of folks are coming, including Shannon. You've gotta join. They'll flip when they see you now." It had been a while since I heard that name, but like a faint, faded snapshot, it barely stirred dust in my memory banks.

Anderson's Smart Watch, which was now used in time manipulation was waiting anxiously to be fastened around the wrist. Anderson turned around, casually, then asked with a sarcastic smile, “Quick quiz, in what year did Mrs. Simpson, AKA my mum, die?” “I never believed Anderson could make up a joke with that, he could beat one who casually joked about his mum to stupor and yet this?” Harrison said with wide eyes to Joce. “There's a reason for everything, I guess,” she replied. Turning to Harry, she said, “It's called a ‘time joke’, right Andy?”

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

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she really snores bad. I can vividly remember the first time we shared a bed ,not even burying my head deep under the pillows could stop her monstorous snore from terrorising me. They are just like gamma particles ,able to penetrate every thing. "Part of the reasons ." I smlie softly at him ,plugging my headset to my phone. Scrolling through my playlist,I play one of my favourite music. The box ,by Roddyrich. People often say I have a weird taste in music.

Did Kendrick indirectly explain oral sex to an 7 year old. Everybody glares at him and all the men try not to laugh, even Elijah. "That is not how it happens, honey." Amy says. "Then how does it happen?" He ask looking confused as hell. Amy flushes red and I giggle. "That is a story for another time. You young man, are in big trouble." Amy say looking at Kenny. My family is everything to me. I look around the room to see everybody laughing or smiling at something. Wren and Daniel are mates. Her bruise has already begun healing. They whisper things to one another.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

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They'll probably throw me in jail after that, and let's not even start with what his precious fans would do to my career. "Funny. Thank God Jared doesn't know about that." I answer, absentmindedly. Nate chuckles again. "Thank God no one knows about that." He corrects, unbeknownst to him. I want to say, 'actually, Ashford Ryder knows about that, and whichever guy he had his cock in and the toilet stall' but I don't say that. This time if Nate chokes on his beer, he might actually die from it. But the thought of that inside joke still makes me smile. "Those sensitive Americans would probably lose their minds over that."