Nerdy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“What about this? I will try not to sneak into your room at night and suffocate you with your own stinking socks?” I sneered at him, clenching my fists. Leaning his head back, he busted out laughing, and I began to think he was missing some vital component in that empty head of his. Or is his mind just drifting? “Oh, I don’t know. I think that sounds interesting; I'd like you to try that!” My jaw almost hit the floor, and the burn in my cheeks spread like wildfire when I caught up. Quickly, I shut my mouth and glared at him. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Cheesy pick-up lines? Now? He definitely needs new antennas!

I ask him " Well you better hurry before it finishes " he says and then points to where we take our foods. the line is such a long line, I can't believe that I will be waiting in line to get just one plate of meatloaf " Do you want mine intead ? " I ask him and then pass my test of food to him. he passes the tray back to me. " I want something that hadn't been eaten by nerd " he says " For the last time I am not a nerd " I say

He came out of the car and came over to my side, opened the door and helped me out. “What a gentleman” I laughed "Careful now" he said smiling at me He led me into his place. I took a look around “Nice place” I complimented “Thanks” he said as he approached the fridge “Mmhmm” I hummed “Want some more drinks before we start?” he asked “Oh yeah, get me drunk” I replied freely “I mean you are already drunk” he said “Are you a fucking nerd?” I asked “No, why?” he asked “Then shut up and get me a drink” I said

I kept laughing, his pickup line was so cliché I couldn’t stand it. I finally took a deep breath, calming the nerves and silliness that had overcome me. I looked back at him and he was ginning, “Did you find it amusing? I came up with that quip myself.” I nodded, “Yeah, it was unexpected, but I did find it’s cheesiness, easy to swallow,” I really wasn’t trying to play into it, but couldn’t help myself. He chuckled at my response but then the air around him changed.

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

But I just did, you idiot. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Devon." This guy had some of the most rinsed-out, clichéd lines. No one had ever taught him how to woo a woman? He chuckled. "I'm an aging squirrel and you're a tough nut to crack. Let me try again." He cleared his throat. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm deeply attracted to you, but you think I'm full of...poo?" A smile crawled onto my face as I shook my head. This guy…

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

"Why?" "I don't know," he scratched the back of his neck. "I think nerds are the only people that can make others feel pretty stupid." He smiled. I knew I should not return his smile, considering he had a lot of tattoos on his arms, not to mention he had his bottom lip pierced. Yet I shoved those thoughts away and smiled back at him. "I guess you're right." ⚯͛ ϟ △⃒⃘ 1DNarry4ever [jess]: does anyone see Autumn? I couldn't find her.

I mentally smiled at myself. “But how are you going to make new friends if you don’t talk to people you don’t know?” He smirked again. I seriously wanted to slap this guy already. Did my forehead read, “I’m easy”? I don’t think so. “I’m Jarred. Jarred Hunter. And you look familiar.” He spoke. Oh man, here comes the pick-up lines. Whoopee. “Yeah, I look like the girl you’ve been waiting for or perhaps your next girlfriend? I heard that many times before.” He looked shocked again, before smirking at me once more.