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” Silencer let go of Skittles, and as he fell to the ground, Silence leaned over “why shouldn't I spare you?” “It's easy. You need someone who can do this dirty work, and im your guy,” Silencer nodded, “see you at 7 am tomorrow morning.” “Thank you for sparing me, but I will prove my worthiness to you.” “Get the fuck out of my face now.” “Yes, Sir.” skittles ran out as fast as he could.”

A fully paid seven-day luxury trip to the Maldives was obviously way out of line. "My bad. From now on, company retreats are canceled. Holidays are yours. Do whatever you want."

I remembered—crystal clear—the day he had once warned me, "Home? This will never be your home. Don't be stupid. My pack and villa have nothing to do with you." After that, I stopped using the word "home". "Ryan, I'm not that naive. You never loved me." His face paled. "That's not true. I didn't realize it before, but I do now. I'll love you properly this time. I'll announce us to the world and mark you for real. I've already fallen for you. Come back with me." I tilted my head, puzzled. "And what does that have to do with me?" Before Ryan could answer, another voice cut through the air.

Like a man realizing too late that saving someone isn’t something you do when they’re already gone. And as I reached the door, I didn’t look back. Because if I did… I might have stayed. And that would have been the worst mistake of all

"If we don't act, our bodies will break down! What's the damn holdup? "You're divorced from Elara—what's left to lose? We're best friends, so just go for it!"

15 years ago Garrey “If you do anything stupid you are sent back. If you say anything dumb, you are sent back. And if you do anything to embarrass me “I am sent back. “ “No. I will kill you. “ “You always say that and then you don’t do it. “ “Until the day I do it. So shut up and walk. “ “I am walking. But I can talk AND walk. “ “Jesus…Don’t you ever shut up?’ He pretended to be thinking.

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