Never Go Full Retard Novels & Stories

I'm not going anywhere. Not ever again

I remembered—crystal clear—the day he had once warned me, "Home? This will never be your home. Don't be stupid. My pack and villa have nothing to do with you." After that, I stopped using the word "home". "Ryan, I'm not that naive. You never loved me." His face paled. "That's not true. I didn't realize it before, but I do now. I'll love you properly this time. I'll announce us to the world and mark you for real. I've already fallen for you. Come back with me." I tilted my head, puzzled. "And what does that have to do with me?" Before Ryan could answer, another voice cut through the air.

to go bankrupt like this. "Stop right there!"

One message. Shit.

The kind we used to exchange when we got up to shit we weren't supposed to and had to hide it from our parents. "Tell Mommy and Daddy they are full of shit. I am fine," I said and ruffled his hair with a hand. Keanu's eyes went wide. Shock sang through him. "Can I exactly use those words?" I snorted. "Fuck no! They'll skin me alive if they knew I taught you that shit. So keep it to yourself." "Will I still be able to watch Tom and Jerry if I said those words?" "Most definitely fucking not." ***

Like a man realizing too late that saving someone isn’t something you do when they’re already gone. And as I reached the door, I didn’t look back. Because if I did… I might have stayed. And that would have been the worst mistake of all

"If we don't act, our bodies will break down! What's the damn holdup? "You're divorced from Elara—what's left to lose? We're best friends, so just go for it!"

One more strike and they’ll be repeating 12th grade. Ironically, this just might be the best solution for everybody because if they fail to graduate, they’ll be back to terrorize even more students. God I can’t wait for The Retaliators to have a taste of the real world, with its college applications and dismal job-hunting scene. Finally, I can see the logic of your decision.

“That won’t be necessary.” Jerk. Act my ass.

“I’ve gone a long way. I will not relent. I can’t give up…” “Never!”