Novel & Cerita Once Upon A Time Memes

"Natasha Santoro, did you call Jonathan away again?" "If I'd known back then, I would've killed you." "You should've never gotten out of there, you bitch!" "Don't let me see you, or I'll kill you myself!" Kelsey's messages came one after another, and the notification tone sounded shrill in the empty mansion. I thought I was past caring, but reading them still made the scar on my face ache faintly. The first message from Kelsey had arrived three years ago, at my birthday party.

Spring Break Adventures in Florida The Florida sun was high, and the laughter of tourists filled the air as Sade walked down Main Street in Magic Kingdom with Isla, Madison, Eric, Marcus, and her parents. The energy was electric, but Sade’s focus wasn’t entirely on the magic of Disney—it was on her phone. Every few minutes, her screen lit up with a new notification: Marco: “Look at this meme. Doesn’t this remind you of Dre? 😂” Sade:

“Mommy, want to watch that funny movie with the goats?” “Later,” I murmured, trying to smile. “Promise.” When he turned back to his breakfast, I opened my phone, not to check the calls, but to scroll through my messages. My inbox was flooded. Some were from my assistant at the atelier, makeup artists, photographers. Others were from strangers who had seen the viral post Ava had made when I was in surgery. People telling me their stories. Women I’d never met, telling me I made them feel seen. Then one message stopped me cold.

Rather, I typed the one thing that had been stuck on my mind for the past hour. Me: These memes are not helping since I may have or may not have fucked him last weekend...and also told him minutes ago that I was glad to work UNDER him! When I hit send, I dropped the phone like it was on fire and took a deep breath, already dreading what was coming next. Right on cue, my phone blared to life. HERA I sighed, the woman was about to scream my ears off.

Caption: “Pregnant fertility goddess takes the throne and rebrands the empire. We are not worthy.” Memes explode almost instantly: Theo’s face photoshopped onto a burning building: “When your ex rebrands your entire life out of existence.” A simple image of the rose logo with text overlay: “When she says ‘keep my name out your mouth’ and then puts hers on EVERYTHING.” Another one: the old blue W logo crumbling like dust, the white rose blooming in its place: “Character development: from Whitford to Harper-Kane.” The comments are a chaotic mix of awe, thirst, support, and pure glee:

This is what love does to someone like me it destroys me from the inside out. Timothy's black sports car sits in the circular driveway, and I wonder if Madison is inside with him right now. Probably planning their future together while laughing about the pathetic Omega who thought she had a chance. My phone buzzes with another notification. Someone has created a meme using a screenshot from the video my face photoshopped onto a picture of a homeless dog peering through a restaurant window. The caption reads: "When you're an Omega but think you deserve Alpha attention." The comments are even worse:

#BlackwoodMeltdown was number five. The videos were everywhere. Dozens of angles of my screaming, my collapse, my desperate pleas to be left alone. And the comments... God, the comments were vicious. "She's literally insane lol" "Someone needs to get this girl some serious help" "When you're so desperate for attention you fake a breakdown " "Maya Blackwood is the poster child for what happens when you give damaged girls too much attention" The memes had already started. Screenshots of my face mid-scream with captions like "When you realize you have to take responsibility for your actions" and "POV: You're not the main character anymore."

Even my fans laugh about it and made so many memes about it! "Sorry, me no speak english!"

Angel POV. This morning's announcements were crazy, they are crazy, I don't believe there are vampires, but I'm not going out to check, I'm not going to go around asking, who would I talk to? Years later the nuclear war was still causing trouble all over, it got some people to go insane, they thought they were vampires, what's coming next? Werewolves and fairies? If we get to choose, I'm going to be a fairy for sure, I'll be Tinkerbell really, I'd fly around and sing forever young.

“The media paints a different picture of you but you do seem to have some die-hard fans.” Sia laughed. “Let us not forget what the media says about you.” Bella made a face, unimpressed. “What about Grandma?” Abella asked, curiosity sparkling in her eyes. Since Sia was in a mischievous mood, she decided to tease Bella. “You should see the memes about Bella.” “Did memes even exist back then?” Rhys asked sceptically. “There were cartoons,” Sia replied with a grin. Abella looked confused. “Why were there memes about Grandma?”