One Line Jokes Novels & Stories

Mrs Haughter smiled seeing the way the mentioning of Damon had scared the wits out of Clenk and his friends. “I don't know why I waste my time on you but take this as a warning, stay away from me, a stitch in time saves five.” “It's nine dummy, you can't even memorize a saying of six words, dickhead.” Clenk who had already turned his back on me, gave me a glance and said, “You haven't seen the last of me, like they say, any day for the thief, one day for the owner.” “You are wrong again, it's ‘everyday' not ‘any day’.” I mocked him once more.

Lincoln Linc: Tell me a joke. Dani: Wilbur must really suck at keeping you entertained. Linc: You're telling me... Dani: Am I going to have to start looking up jokes in order to entertain you at night? Also, you have to be up in four hours - correction WE have to be up in four hours. GO TO SLEEP! Linc: Did you just all caps me? Dani: My finger slipped? Linc: Finger slipped my ass. I think you just yelled at your elder.

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My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

She barely laughed at his jokes. “What’s funny?”

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Zeva rambled with all her sarcasm. Rather than getting upset, angry, or hurt by Zeva's sharp remarks, Zero responded with laughter, quite hearty, to the point that he had to hold his stomach. Zeva was left astonished by Zero's reaction. "Why are you laughing? I'm not doing stand-up comedy here. There's nothing funny about this," Zeva firmly expressed her frustration with Zero's reaction. For Zeva, she was discussing something serious, but Zero seemed to find it amusing. Zero stopped his laughter and suddenly showed a flat expression. Zeva also fell silent, instantly regretting interrupting Zero's laughter. After all, Zero's current expression was exactly the same as when he saw Sky at Zeva's