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Hold You In My Arms
His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian?
Then Harold sent some jokes.
Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say."
Rhino started to crack jokes.
" A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' "
Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam
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Claimed by the Biker Alpha’s
He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear.
“Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.”
I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?”
He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?”
“An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room.
“Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
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The Mafia Boss's Estranged Bride.
She asked, pinching his cheek gently.
"That's impossible.I've been practicing jokes.”Matteo grinned proudly.
"Oh… really?"
"Yes… I have seventeen already."
"Should I be worried?"Sofia asked, looking toward Lorenzo.
"Yup! You should be very worried."
"They're terrible," Marco added.
"Noo… they're masterpieces," Matteo corrected.
"Alright, I'll be the judge of that," Sofia said.
"Good. I'll save the funniest one for you,” He said, leaning close and whispering loudly enough for everyone to hear.
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Blood Vows with the Mafia Boss
Definitely.
"Nope!" the man replied, cheerful and oblivious. "So, two olives were walking down the street. One fell behind. The other turned and said... 'Olive you!'"
A beat of silence.
Then came that laugh, loud, unfiltered, like he was the funniest man alive. I gritted my teeth.
That laugh again. Like nails on glass. How can someone sound so punchable through a screen?
Dante didn’t even respond this time. Just silence on his end. I imagined him pinching the bridge of his nose. Honestly, I was about to do the same. Then he let out a slow breath. "You’ve been banned from joke privileges."
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Aster
"Hahahahaha I swear your expression is so funny, like the complex moms whose husbands cheat on each other."
Again he managed to trick her, Green desperately wanted to stab the man with a kitchen knife in her hand at the same time, if it was not forbidden, Green would do now.
"The joke's weird, it's not funny at all."
Langit tried to stop his laughter, and it had been long he didn't laugh loudly like today, his heavy things lifted with the laughter echoing in the room.
"Green..., thank you." Langit spoke softly after stopping his laughter.
"Why? For instant noodles?"
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Spying My Fiancee's Friend (ENGLISH)
"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?"
I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied.
"Okay let me hear,"
"Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me.
"Who's there?" - Shin.
"Tank," - Me.
"Tank, who?" - Shin.
"You're welcome!"
Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it.
"Knock! Knock!" - Me.
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One Joke Too Many
The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish.
"What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?"
He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?"
Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again!
"Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"
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The One
“I hate this as much as you do, but I think I’m your One.”
Akin and I lock eyes for a moment, before we burst into quiet laughter. Thank goodness I have him beside me to help dispel any fears that River could be right.
“I’m afraid I’ve already found my One,” I shout back, staring deeply into Akin’s eyes. “So you and I have absolutely nothing to discuss.”
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My Badass Alpha
“Uncle Jerry, do you know any more jokes?”
I glanced over at Iris, half-expecting her to shoot me down again, but she didn’t say anything. So, I leaned in toward Lyra, lowering my voice conspiratorially. “Alright, alright, here’s a good one. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
Lyra’s eyes widened with curiosity. “Why?”
“Because they don’t have the guts!” I said with a wink, and Lyra burst out laughing, her giggles contagious as Logan joined in, even though he probably didn’t get the joke.
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Just one night
“Stephanie, I swear-“ I begin and she raises a hand indicating that I keep quiet.
“You really need to stop this jokes Drake! It’s not funny” She raises her voice.
“It’s not a joke, I don’t know what is wrong with me” I state and she scoffs.
“I want to go home” I mutter and she does a double take.
“What?”
I pick my phone to call my assistant
“George get the car ready” I instruct.
“I was just about to call you sir. Your tires have been slashed”
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I absolutely adore 'Seriously Funny Jokes and One-Liners - Joke Book 2' because it’s packed with gems that never fail to crack me up. One of my favorites is, 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.' It’s such a simple play on words, but the visual it creates is hysterical. Another standout is, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.' The pun here is so clever, and it’s the kind of joke that sticks with you long after you’ve heard it.
The book also has this brilliant one: 'I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.' The way it twists a common phrase into something literal is genius. And let’s not forget, 'I told my dog he was a good boy. He replied, ‘I know.’' It’s short, sweet, and perfectly captures the sass we all imagine our pets have. These one-liners are golden because they’re quick, witty, and universally relatable—no wonder I keep coming back to this book for a laugh.
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