This crackhead-energy creature was once a regular river-dwelling Stoor hobbit named Sméagol… until he yeeted his cousin Déagol for the One Ring and morphed into a cave-dwelling, fish-gobbling, "my preciousss" meme factory. Dude’s got more split personalities than a Netflix adaptation, and his skincare routine is literally just "live in a damp rock."
Fun fact: His 616-year lifespan (thanks, Ring!) makes him the ultimate "how is this dude still alive?!" fantasy relic—outlasting kingdoms, wizards, and most of his own sanity. Iconic? Yes. Should you trust him with your jewelry? Absolutely not.
(Also, Andy Serkis’s performance? Chef’s kiss. We stan a method-acting legend who crawled on hotel carpets for art.)