Pick Up Lines English Novels & Stories

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

"Ikaw ang patuturuin ko. Best teacher ka, hindi ba? Rosalind!" Palihim naman akong ngumiti nang matamis. His cheesy pickup lines have always got me. Even his obvious motives made me slowly like him.

For a change, he gave me a beautiful smile, which I most definitely didn't stare at for longer than a second. "Did anyone ever tell you you're stunning?" The blush was starting to creep down my cheeks from his stare and his words. But I couldn't let him know he got to me with his cheesy lines. "Did anyone ever tell you, your pickup lines are rusty?" "I think a beautiful woman at the airport told me that approximately 30 minutes earlier, yes. But they are not really pick-up lines if they are the truth." What is it about this man and me becoming soft around him?

I asked with a stupid smile impossible to be erased from my face. He chuckled and kissed my cheek. “Because you light up my dark sky with different colors?” I scoffed and laughed it off. “What a corny pick-up line,” I mumbled making him laugh as well. He hugged me tighter and kissed my temple. “I’m not dreaming, right?” he whispered. “I am not going to wake up now and see that everything is a dream, right?”

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

"I know you were at the fair. My memory is all botched but I know you helped me." He was bending down to steal a kiss when her Uber driver honked. "Okay, you owe me now. How about you give me your number so I'll collect my payment when we meet again? I'm not in New York for a long time." He said. Emily smirked, "You have the worst pickup lines." She said as they exchanged contacts. As her car pulled away, he sent her a quick text. His heart was gladdened for the first time in a long time.

I haven't responded to him before he said, "You light my world the moment you step in." I scrunch my face in confusion. "What?" "That's a pickup line", Becky commented. I burst out laughing at Becky's comment. "A pick-up line? It sucks." I laughed some more. The guy was handsome no doubt but, what sort of pickup line is that? I asked inwardly. The first thing you say to a girl is a pick-up line? That's absurd! The guy only smiled as he stood with his broad shoulders confidently, twirling his fingers around the glass of wine in his hand.

"I told you I am not mad at you, so don't push it." "You are mad at me." "Okay." I said. "I am mad at you because I have a valid reason. You have nothing." "Now tell me why you are mad at me?" "Because-" you didn't kiss me good morning. "- I hate you." "Come on, you like me. I can see that." "Keep dreaming." "I don't have to. You are right here." He smirked. "Have you been searching for pick up lines, these days?"

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.