Pick Up Lines English Novels & Stories

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.

In no time, we're already at the airport and waiting for our flight to be called. I leaned closer beside him, placing my head on his shoulder sleepily with a contented sigh. Half an hour more before our plane... "You ready for London?" I heard him whispered and I chuckled, nodding my head gently. "Not quite sure. I haven't learn their accent yet. I'm afraid I'll go mute once a random local talks to me out of nowhere." "Oh, come on! You can always pull that one iconic line of yours in your recent show." I slapped him on the arm, giggling silently beside him. I know exactly which line is he talking about. Even my fans laugh about it and made so many memes about it! "Sorry, me no speak english!

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

I decided to put her out of her misery. “Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”

I said and she looked at me in confusion and burst out laughing clutching her stomach. "Is that a pickup line? If it is then you suck at it." She said still laughing. If I said a pickup line then girls will come and form a queue now. I just said it to make you laugh and it worked. That's what I want to see, a beautiful smile on your beautiful face. "Laugh at me all you want. But you are coming with me and that's it." I picked her up from there in a bridal style and started walking towards the exit ignoring her attempts of punching me to leave her.

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

I heard Mateo say from behind me as I walked toward my desk. I still have no idea why he struggles to collect a pick-up line every day. I once caught a website with 100 Best Pickup Lines For Flirting on his monitor. He was googling it so that he could use it on me. I know I am too good for this guy in every term but beauty.

He is such a loser, why in the hell is he in front of me? “What do you want Jackson?” “How about I’ll take you out, and we can do a little something. Turn that frown into a smile what do you say?” “How about you learn a good pick up line, instead of that lame ass one that you believe girls will fall for? When you learn how to think with your head and not with your little packet between your legs than we can talk” “Why are you being a bitch, playing hard to get?” “Wow you came up with that all by yourself? I said sarcastically.

“ Damn you!” “ Oh come on Isabella, quit wasting my time and let me live through my fantasy, you don't know how many times I've imagined doing this. you don't know how many times I've heard the sound of your shower from the bathroom and imagined walking in there and f****** you so hard that you will forget your name” I had no clue if he thought that line cute, but then it was disgusting and disturbing. whoever must have told him that the lines that he said were something any woman would fall in love with must be out of her mind for even saying that.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.