Pinoy Q And A Jokes

Para mailigtas ang bahay nilang malapit nang marimata, Amara De Leon ay napilitang ibenta ang sarili sa isang estranghero kapalit ng malaking halaga. Kinaumagahan, tinanggap niya ang bayad at umalis nang hindi lumilingon. Isang buwan ang lumipas, at doon niya nalaman ang hindi niya inaasahan... buntis siya. Nang matuklasan ito ng kanyang mga magulang, itinakwil siya at pinalayas. Sa loob ng apat na taon, tiniis ni Amara ang lahat—nagbanat ng buto sa iba’t ibang trabaho, pinalaki ang anak nang mag-isa, at pilit itinaguyod ang sarili upang makapagtapos. Hanggang sa dumating ang pagkakataon na maging sekretarya siya sa isang kilalang kumpanya. Ngunit nang humarap siya sa kanyang bagong boss, halos mabura ang mundo niya nang makita kung sino ito. Cassian Montenegro. Ang lalaking minsang binayaran siya... at ang ama ng kanyang anak. Pero bago pa siya makatakbo palayo, isang balita ang narinig niya... Si Cassian ay kasalukuyang engaged at malapit nang ikasal. At ngayon, araw-araw silang magkasama sa opisina, habang pilit niyang itinatago ang lihim na maaaring makagulo sa buhay nito. Ngunit paano kung si Cassian mismo ang makatunog na may isang bagay siyang hindi sinasabi? At paano kung ang isang gabing hindi nila inasahan ay hindi pa talaga tapos?

"5 Million, kapalit magpakasal sa akin!" Isang hindi kilalang lalaki ang bigla na lang nag-alok kay Kara Smith Curtiz ng isang kasunduang hindi niya inaasahan. Si Kara, 23 years old, ay anak ng dating mayamang pamilya, ngunit matapos malugi ang kanilang kumpanya, nagkaroon ng stroke ang kanyang ama at halos mawalan ng pag-asa ang kanyang ina. Bilang panganay, pasan niya ang responsibilidad na ibangon muli ang kanilang pamilya. Sa desperasyon, napilitan siyang tanggapin ang kasal sa lalaking hindi niya kilala. Ngunit sino nga ba siya? At bakit siya handang magbayad ng ganoon kalaking halaga para lang mapakasalan siya? Habang unti-unting nakikilala ni Kara ang lalaking ito, natuklasan niyang hindi lang ito basta isang estranghero. May lihim siyang dahilan, at sa kabila ng malamig at misteryosong ugali nito, may isang ng lahat, ang pinansyal na transaksyon ay mauwi sa isang bagay na hindi niya inaasahan—pag-ibig?

Si Eugene Alvarez ay isang bulag. To be specific a blind billionaire! He had a one-night-stand with a girl he doesn't know and it was Irene Legazpi. They got separated for six years and reunited again with a hot night! Nakakawindang hindi ba? At ito pa, aalukin siya ni Eugene ng kasal na hindi niya alam ito pala ang ama ng kaniyang kambal na anak. Ano nga ba ang mangyayari kung magtagpo muli ang landas nila? Si Irene na matagal ng hinahanap ni Eugene at si Irene na hindi kilala ang ama ng kaniyang mga anak. Halina’t basahin ang kwentong pag-ibig na may halong aksyon at dramang buhay ni Irene at Eugene Alvarez.

Ikinasal ako sa isang lalaking hindi ko naman gusto at ka close. Yes! School mate ko siya before at hinding-hindi ko siya gusto! Wala naman akong magawa dahil kailangan ito para maisalba ang kompanya ni Grandpa. Ngunit, pagtapos ng maraming pagsubok sa relasyon naming dalawa ay nahulog siya sa akin at umaming ako ang gusto niya. Paano nga ba nangyari iyon!? E mahal na mahal niya ang girlfriend niya at galit na galit siya sa akin noon dahil ikinasal ako sa kanya at ang girlfriend niya ang gusto niyang pakasalan. Teka, kasalanan ko ba iyon!? Pero, nang mahulog din ako sa kanya, hahayaan ko ba ang puso kong ito na tumibok sa kanya? Lalo na at sa utak ko, ang tanging gusto ko lang ay ang childhood friend ko. Sasaluin niya pa kaya ako?

Kayla Smith is not your average 16-year-old girl she has a deep secret of her own but then again Kayla very rarely meets other humans as she spends most of her time in her horse form, who goes by the name of blue, she does not have any family members that she knows of which is why she is spends all her time alone. Seth summers is not your average 19-year-old guy, he is soon to be the alpha of one of the most feared packs in the world, but that does not mean he has everything that an alpha could want, he is still yet to find his mate, he may not want to find her for his own demons but what wolf could live without looking for his mate, will Seth find out? This is a book about a girl, not just any girl she is one of the last horse shifters around, but no one knows what or who she is, is she destined to live her life alone with only her horse to keep her company or will she find what she has been looking for? She will have many obstacles along her way, but it will all be worth it in the end. Will love blossom or will she be forced to run from what she has been looking fit her whole life, and a boy who thinks he has everything but what happens when their fate brings them together? Will they be able to face the trouble that will soon follow them, or will they break apart and go their own separate ways?

After my husband's brother died, he took Miranda, his widowed sister-in-law in. He claimed that he would give me his love—but gave all his money to her. He said that since she had no official status, being with him would make her the subject of gossip, so he took her with him and left me behind in the countryside. Every month, he wrote me three love letters, yet sent all his allowance to her. During the famine, she and her two children sat in a warm little house eating well, while my two children died before I could return from selling my blood. One froze to death, the other starved to death. Later, my husband finally came back, but he didn’t shed a single tear for the children. Instead, he told me he wanted a divorce. "Nathalie, to apply for housing, we need a marriage certificate. It hasn’t been easy for Miranda all these years. I want to give her a home. Don’t worry, even if I marry her, I’ll still divorce her afterward—because you’re the only one I love." In the end, I was devastated and threw myself into the icy river. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my children were about to die. This time, I shook them awake, ready to go reclaim everything that was rightfully mine.

Morana has lost everything; her mom, her pack and security. She is left to suffer at her uncle's hand as his punching bag and his guard's whore. Getting tired of being defiled and bruised she escapes with the help of her wolf only to stumble on dangerous grounds where she is further used and left to die. She saved by a mate who is set on killing her and tries to keep the secret to herself..

Moth and Flames is an unusual love story between Alex, an orphan and Eva, a 500-year-old vampire. When Alex is accepted into St. Normans' he sets off on his journey to fulfill his dream of becoming a scientist, full of hope and aspiration.He finds love and acceptance that he had craved all his life in his friend Aaron and his family who welcome him with open arms.He is very hopeful UNTILL Eva turns his world upside down. She drives him to the edge insulting him one moment and helping him in the next.Alex plunges himself into investigating Eva's background but nothing can prepare him for the discoveries he is about to make.Fiery Flames destined to burn,Burnt itself too in return,Hypnotized by the lure,Of selfless love, unconditional pure.Toiling and fighting for each other,Standing tall in frosty weather.They tread through the bloody seas,But destiny is hard to appease.Will one day by creator's magic?Bring a change in this destiny tragic!Love of Moth and Flames; ideologic,Is fulfilled defying all logic...

When Tala Eloise Sandejas learned that her billionaire father was looking for a man to marry her to finally put an end to her ‘wild and carefree days’, inunahan na niya ito. She offered a contract marriage to some handsome and willing random guy in a club she frequents to and got hitched instantly. Subalit matapos ang mainit na gabing pinagsaluhan nila ng kanyang bagong asawa, natagpuan na lamang ni Tala ang sariling tumatakas mula rito dahil hindi ito katulad ng bayarang lalaking inaakala niya. The man she married is no other than Knoxx Iossif Stefanos Stavropoulos, the owner of a motosport company and was actually… a prince. Realizing her plan didn't go the way she wanted to, she hid from Knoxx, hired someone to destroy their marriage records and decided to fight against her father's selfish schemes alone. Four years later, muli silang nagkita ni Knoxx. Kliyente na niya ito ngayon sa sikat na fashion house na kanyang pagmamay-ari. At mukhang determinado rin itong pagbayarin siya sa kasalanang akala niya'y naitama na niya noon. Magawa kaya ulit ni Tala na takasan si Knoxx? Will she successfully guard her heart from falling for the prince when he is now more handsome and irresistible than ever? Will she surrender to sinful kisses and just accept her punishment from running away? Or will she fight for her freedom at all cost for the sake of their son-- another prince who will be caught between the dangerous game of revenge, deceit and power for the sake of the Maritrian throne?

In a world of werewolf nations torn apart by ancient conflicts, Amara, a Royal Consort with only trace amounts of Alpha blood, struggles to find her place in a society where her voice is silenced and her destiny predetermined. Tasked with the daunting duty of increasing the dwindling Alpha population as a worthy Luna, she is shattered when denied a chance to contend for the throne during The Coronation. However, fate takes an unexpected turn when one contender mysteriously vanishes, opening a path for Amara to seize her opportunity. But the cost of claiming the throne may prove too high as she becomes a mere pawn in a deadly game, forced to suppress her emotions and navigate a treacherous path where survival is weighed against everything she holds dear. Can she overcome the shadows of the past and embrace her true Alpha nature, or will the burdens of duty and power crush her spirit?