Pjo Funny Novels & Stories

Joey signed. “I don't know. To be mean. To play a cruel joke. I don't know, people do mean and stupid things,” Luke said, and Joey frowned. He's supposed his friend is right. People do mean and stupid things. The world is cruel like that.

Ruby's POV I nearly burst from excitement. Joey was finally admitting that she'd let me do what she had prevented me from doing for years. I could barely keep the grin off my face. Was this real? Or another one of her cruel jokes? “I hope this isn't a prank.” I retorted. Joey was fond of being sarcastic most times, even when it felt really annoying. “I would do it. I don't want to get worse, you idiot.” I took her words as the truth, and I'd see her put these words into action at night.

If one can look past the darkness he carries in the pits of his tan eyes and the anger that electrifies the air around him, he is outrageously handsome. That, or my mind has finally fallen into the gutter. With a wave of his hand, he beckoned me to come over and when I did, he introduced me to another man on the boat, Joey. Joey is a tall man with a physique so bulky one would easily mistake him for a wrestler. But he isn’t into wrestling, he confirmed that five minutes straight after our introduction. He said people usually assume that about him, so he makes it a point to make things clear before anything gets too complicated. He is also funny. Every time he says something, Vladimir breaks

Joan muttered “ That's not his personality” Phoebe mumbled “ Yes, he has a great personality, maybe a little coldness here and there but my man is amazing to me” Sofia muttered with a broad smile. “ Don't tell him I said that” Sofia mumbled and their laughter echoed all around. “ Let's play a game, enough about your men –Argh” Joan grumbled out “ Go get a man” Phoebe muttered “ So what game”Minnie mused

Lila's POV “Look who called today, pussyyy!” JoJo’s voice blasted from the screen before his face even popped up. I burst into laughter. He was leaning against some neon-lit wall, the strobes from a club bouncing across his dark shades like he thought he was a celebrity. “JoJo!” I grinned, instantly lighter. “God, do you ever change? Every time it’s some dumbass word first thing on the call.” “Why would I?” He smirked, lips glistening from a drink. “You love me for it. Admit it.”

As the memory ended Jennie, jungkook, lisa, rose, jisoo and Eli burst out laughing while V and Petris stood still with their heads down. their faces red as tomato. "Oh..hahaha..My.haha...Godd! You dr...hahaank water....hahaha...from heel!" Jennie said holding her stomach. she grabbed Jungkook's shoulder or she would have collapsed. "And You....hahah..called.....Dominoce ..hahah..for.....Pi..zza hut's....hahaha...number!"

He rolled his eyes. "Well he did got it." I chuckled. Joey sighed. "Are you dumb?" "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb no ddaeme haru jongil-" "You're singing dumb song by a cake." "It's Red Velvet and you're annoying." "You're so talkative, I'm so going to drop you!" "Then drop me, I'm going to walk." "Why are you so hard?" "Hard like a rock." I pouted and he chuckled. "Why do you like basketball?" I asked.

“it’s like I’m reciting a poem.” Maddie and Payton Chuckled. “Wow John, the amount of humbleness you have is through the roof,” Jamie replied with a sarcastic tone. John nodded his head, “Yes. I’m a pocketful of it.” “I don’t know why Joey is friends with you,” she growled with annoyance. Her head shaking, not understanding our friendship.

He’s typing. Jude, 10.25pm: Shit, sorry, I mean Jo. Typing again. Jude, 10.25pm: The Jo I know. I’m about to start typing but he’s typing yet again. Jude, 10.25pm: You’re totally not a ho, haha. I don’t know how to react at first, maybe because I’m caught by surprise. This… This is… I scream into my pillow. This is cute.

Hunter told him. Pedro laughed and threw his head back. “I like you. How do you tell a joke and still keep a straight face like that?” “That was a joke?” Joe looked from Hunter to Pedro. “Trust me, I know him. This guy does not tell jokes. And he's certainly not funny.” “Please Pedro. A minute.” Hunter insisted.