Playing Dumb Novels & Stories

the Vizsla's eyes narrowed. "Nope. You and your cast of 'Dumb and Dumber' have been treating us like idiots since we touched down at Ferenc Liszt International, so I'm pretending to be that simpleton sock-puppet just for you, Vizsla. You've added to that by heaping disrespect and derision on my people," I grinned.

“You know what I mean. Too many girls play dumb or are dumb. It takes a smart girl to be really funny.” “Thanks. I am pretty smart.” Which is why I’m not going to drink any more of what’s in my cup since I didn’t pour it myself. I’m not saying I’ve watched one too many Lifetime movies, but I’m not not saying that, either. “So what do you think? I’m tired of yelling. It’ll be quieter upstairs.” He slides a hand down my arm before taking hold of my fingers.

I say immediately when I see that smirk. His smirk slowly fades. "Why not?" "Because that's what we watch every single time, Liam. How about Dumb and Dumber?" I ask and he purses his lips. "Fine." he says and gets his laptop, setting on the movie. We end up watching the first movie and then the sequel, laughing like two mental people. When the second movie is starting to end, my eyes get heavier and heavier and before I realize it, I'm asleep. I snuggle up to my best friend in sleep and that's how we pass out, with the laptop lit up and fully dressed.

" Do not act dumb. I know you are not that dumb. " " You are holding a gun next to someone's head and you still call a man who has nothing on him a thief. " Mike chuckled. " You are quite pathetic." " You have some guts ,you know? Are you aware of that?" " Unfortunately, I am not aware of that. " " That ud because you are too dumb. " " How do you expect me to understand a single thing you say when you have been contradicting yourself all the while you have spoken? You said I am dumb. Yet you tell the same dumb person that he has guts. A dumb person is not supposed to have guts, you know."

Caleb blurted out before sighing, "But she's just too dumb. She's probably only this pretty because she traded her IQ for it. Liam, do you know that everyone is betting on whether Diana is really a genius or just pretending to be dumb?" Upon hearing this, Liam rolled his eyes at his friend. "Could you guys be any more bored? So childish!" "I think it's pretty interesting!" Caleb chuckled. "Most people are betting that Diana is going to be at the bottom, but I think she's going to surprise everyone and come out on top!" Liam frowned and pulled out a $100 bill, placing it in front of Caleb. "Put me down for a bet too." Caleb was taken aback. Who was it that just called him childish?

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

I want to say something witty and smart, but my chest is on fire from lack of oxygen I can't think clearly. "Tate! Get up and give me twenty more jumping jacks!" Debs orders. Quickly I get to my feet, nervous I got caught slacking. Jumping in place, I catch Camden smirking at my expense. "Yeah Tate, get up and stop being a pussy," Camden laughs. "Screw you." I pant between jumps. He's such an asshole. I bet he's loving this. After Debs is satisfied with my pre work out, she has me shadow box my reflection. Nothing is faster than your own shadow. If you can beat that, you can beat anyone.

He looked at Terry: "You’re the dumb one?" "Oh! You’re the dumb one." Terry replied indifferently. Howard stretched his neck and shouted back, "Are you calling me dumb?" Terry tilted his head: "I’m calling you dumb." "Haha..." Robin couldn’t hold back his laughter from behind. This youngest little master was so adorable. Even when he was calling someone dumb, he made it sound so cute. His little expression was so innocent. Howard was stunned! This kid could argue back in such a cute way.

After the long speech by Matthew, Lewis and Drill were thankful they wouldn't join the others in the drug business. “Since Derrick is that dreadful, it would be better to act vulnerable and foolish. Let him see us as fools while we take advantage of that and deal with him intelligently “Lewis chipped. “ Well, it's a strategy too. We can consider what Lewis said. Act weirdly like a clown and get Derrick confused “ Drill Chuckled “ I swear, you’d die being a clown. Derrick is more emotionally intelligent than we are” Matthew cleared. It was obvious the men were seeing Derrick as a dunce.

Entertainment where botched was showing. "I'm not watching this dumbass show" She groaned and i chuckled. I purposely put this channel to piss her off. "Well i feel like watching it so that's what we're gonna be watching"I laughed. "Who cares about some dumb surgery program"She growled. "I do"I lied. I didn't give a shit about this shitty show but i just wanted to annoy her a bit. I love the look on her face whenever she's mad at me. "Argh"She groaned.