Playing Dumb Novels & Stories

I said to him, enraged as he laughed. “Believe me, he is fucking foolish. The dumbest guy I've ever seen actually. And he's going to keep being dumb, and I am going to make it that way. I can't believe you two tried to play a stupid trick on me. You really thought it was going to work? I was going to fall for your stupid manipulation. No, I would not. You both are so funny. Makes me confused on how to act,” I continued.

“But you know it wouldn’t. You analyzed the situation and you know the lines you can and can’t cross. I think you sized me up the second you got here. I snapped at you and you snapped back. You saw how I took it and that I can bat it back. I think a stupid person would have stayed quiet and done their job. You were smart enough to know that all this is bullshit.” I shook my head. “Dumb people speak when they shouldn’t.” “And when have you spoken when you shouldn’t?” I didn’t have an answer. She dropped another book into the box. “Smart enough to have a fake phone.” “Not smart enough to make it look real.” Not smart enough to play dumb.

Big dumb Dante, who'd never had to be smart because he felt his fists were enough. He ground his heel down harder until the joint in my big toe popped, but I didn't make a sound. “What's the matter?” He leaned in close. The tags around his neck swung forward. “Nothing to say? No smart remark? You always have something smart to say when the other men are around.” I kept my eyes forward, fixed on the wall behind his desk. “You're nothing,” he said, trying to get a rise from me, even though he knew it was futile. “You know that? You're just a stain on my floor.”

She laughed like her laughter was uncontrollable and I could only watched, totally bewildered. I wasn't sobbing, wasn't begging, it was like I was frozen in my bewilderment. "Oh sweet Jesus, can you not be so fucking stupid, Daisy? Do I have to drill a bullet through your legs before you get what is fucking happening here? Are you fucking dumb?" She stopped laughing and that cold look returned.

, he paused, seeming to think about the perfect word to use for my stupidity as he was even snapping his fingers. "Weird", he finished his sentence and I can tell you this, I was definitely not hallucinating this time, this was Damon for real "I'm sorry, I just had a lot in my mind and you pitching here uninvited, is just so," I snapped my fingers to find the perfect word for it Dumb "Uncalled for", I forced a polite smile on my face before inviting him in, pinching myself on the arm to be certain this wasn't another hallucination. My imagination was running wild with me when it came to him, and it was honestly driving me crazy....literally.

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

I thought he was good, however, but he is not. "I'm not stupid," I defend myself. "Hmm.. I can see," he smirks. "Don't laugh at me. I'm not a joker," I say. Sid's Pov Something is really good about dumb girls is they look innocent, no matter how stupid they are. And I'm enjoying her silly talks as she pouts. "I didn't say you're a joker," I say. "I said you're stupid. Don't people laugh at stupids? You don't need to be a joker"

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Of all the girls in the world, my dumb ass falls in love with the virgin from a small damn town on the other side of the world; I am a perfect candidate for the cover of the stupid magazine. "What are you two staring at?" "Your dumb ass that is about to pass out," Devan says. "It looks like you starting to go blue." "Who is your dumbass?" "The one behind your nose." "The one behind this nose is going to break your nose." "You can't hold that bottle right now; I want to see how you going to do that." "Your nervous ass is killing my vibe." Matson feels the need to add. "What vibe? Your stupidity?"