Quick Jokes For Adults Novels & Stories

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”

"And who knows, maybe I'll even remember it and tell it to someone else someday." Ida grinned. "Oh no, please don't subject anyone else to that joke. I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing anyone else's eyes to roll," she joked. Avery laughed. "Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. But, if you want to hear a real joke, I've got one for you." "Okay, hit me with it," Ida said, leaning in. "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" Avery asked. "I don't know, why?" Ida replied.

I raised a brow, “Try me.” He grinned like a child who had been given permission to cause chaos, “Okay. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?” I gave him a flat look, “Seriously?” “He made a mint.” I groaned, and it was genuine this time, “Nathan, I swear…” He shrugged, clearly pleased with himself, “There’s more where that came from. Want another?” I rolled my eyes but nodded, “Fine. I could use a few more bad jokes.”

Liam cracked a joke he’d heard from one of the Tv shows he watched back at home. ‎ ‎Ivy immediately flushed red. “Liam?!” ‎ ‎Aiden barked out a surprised laugh while Liam awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, "Good one!" the elder bellowed, impressed at Liam’s wits and sense of humor despite his young age. ‎ ‎“What?” Liam muttered defensively towards Ivy. “It’s true.” Liam felt smug at the perfect execution and the smooth reception of his joke. ‎ ‎Ivy groaned in embarrassment while Aiden chuckled warmly beside her.

I joked, making him laugh at my silly jokes. “The last time I checked I realized that you have become a joke buddy. You joke a whole lot and I cannot take it seriously anymore.” “Life isn't that hard my love. All you have to do is just comply with my jokes okay so tell me what are we doing here my love?” “We are having fun, baby.” “If we are truly having fun. Then I am so sad to tell you that you don't know how to have fun properly.” I voiced out, licking my lower lips.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

“I’m an adult, you know.” Jake, nodding with a touch of dry satire in his expression. “You are an adult, ma’am.” The way he said it—so deadpan—made me burst into proper laughter this time. I shook my head, wiping the last traces of tears from my cheeks as I walked away from the counter, still chuckling.

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

he replied with a big sigh. It was at least a good hour before the jokes settled down. It would've ended sooner, but someone downloaded an app to combine their photos to see what their children would look like and the jokes started all over again. Eventually, they got bored and moved on to other things; the occasional joke did come up, but it was mild in comparison to what they had to hear before. Krista and Cameron both made jokes of their own so they could at least be part of the joke and show it doesn't bother them.