Quotes For A Bad Day Funny

"Kiss me," he ordered, not taking his eyes off of her. "Why? Is she coming this way?" Kelsey asked, trying to look behind him but his warm, big hands caught her face and he leaned into her. "Yes, now kiss me." And she did. As he leaned in, she rose to the balls of her feet to accommodate the discrepancies in their heights and their lips met. He ravished her lips, pinning her against the locker and deepening their kiss. Her eyes widened and she tried pushing him away. They had a deal and kissing her the way he did was not part of it. The next second he pulled away, a mischievous smirk was on his face. "She was not coming. I lied." He gave her one last look before walking away. * * * The day Kelsey's world collapsed, she knew she'd do what it took to get over the humiliation, even if that meant she had to blackmail the notorious boy, Flynn Ascott. The day his biological mother stepped into his school and begged him to give his family a chance, Flynn knew his life was about to change for good. He just did not realize that it would involve a five-foot-two strawberry blonde with a head as stubborn as a stone. Could two broken people heal each other? * * * This is the story of Flynn aka Tyler Vincent's twin brother who was given away and raised by the famous Ascott family? Part of "The Bad Nerd Boy" Series. You can check out Tyler's completed story "The Bad Nerd Boy" here in GoodNovel.

Laura, ang babaeng inapi ng lahat. Inagawan ng asawa at lahat-lahat. Babalik upang maghiganti at agawin ang lahat ng higit pa sa ninakaw sa kanya.

"คุณเพทาย..." "ต่อไปไม่ต้องมาหาฉันอีก" "ค...คะ?" "อยู่ในที่ของเธอไป ไม่ต้องมานั่งรอหรือพยายามยุ่งเกี่ยวอะไรกับฉัน เธอไม่ใช่นางบำเรอของฉันอีกต่อไป ฉันไม่ต้องการร่างกายของเธอแล้ว จากนี้ไปเธอก็เป็นแค่เด็กในมูลนิธิที่ฉันสงสาร เก็บเอามาเลี้ยงดู" ปากหนาขยับบอกด้วยสีหน้าไร้ความรู้สึก น้ำเสียงเต็มไปด้วยความเย็นชา แววตาไม่ได้มีความเอ็นดูอลินญาอีกต่อไป เพียงแค่คำพูดของเขาก็ทำเอาหัวใจของคนตัวเล็กแทบแหลกสลาย ทว่ายิ่งต้องมาเจอน้ำเสียงกับท่าทีเฉยชาอีกคนก็ทำเอาอลินญารู้สึกเจ็บปวดตัวชาไปทั่วทั้งร่างกายและจิตใจ เธอเจ็บ...เจ็บจนแทบยืนไม่ไหว "จำไว้ อยู่ในที่ของเธอ"

I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't seen in years and a gang of bad boys to the pile and all is peachy keen. As complicated as it seems, there's more. Now, I have to keep a certain mystery boy away from me for my own sake. I have to deal with a brother that thinks these bad boys are his new best friends. And on top of all of that, someone's after me. Forget the fact that this is senior year. Why can't I just be Khloe Mason, an uncoordinated mess of fandoms. Now, I'm The Bad Boy's...What?

All she dream of is to marry a man she loves, and to build a complete family with that man. Ngunit sa araw ng pinapangarap na kasal, hindi niya alam na mababago ang lahat. Sinira ng babaeng minsan na niyang pinagselosan ang araw na matagal nilang pinaghandaan, at nabunyag ang kataksilan ng lalaking sana ay siya niyang makatutuwang sa buhay. Alam ni Caroline ang pakiramdam na maging unwanted child, dahil siya mismo, naranasan iyon. Kaya nang sabihin ng babaeng iyon na ipinagbubuntis nito ang bunga ng kataksilan ng nobyo niya—itinigil niya ang kasal. Pirma na lang sana ang kulang. Pipirma na lang sana si Jordan… Pero luhaan niyang nilisan ang lugar. Ipinaubaya niya ang lalaking minamahal, at nagpakalango siya sa alak. Para lang magising sa estrangherong lugar, at mabuntis ng estrangherong iniligtas niya sa inaakalang pagpapatiwakal. Sino nga ba ang ama ng dalawang supling na naging bunga ng isang gabing pagpapakalunoy niya sa kabiguan, na nag-take advantage sa kaniyang kalasingan? Darating pa kaya ang panahong may maipakilala siyang ama sa kambal na naging bunga ng isang gabing kapabayaan, gayong ni hindi niya maalala ang pagmumukha ng lalaking iyon?

“โต้งชอบมิริน” “มิรินขอบใจนะที่โต้งมีความรู้สึกดีๆ ให้ แต่ว่าเราเป็นพี่น้องกันดีกว่าเนอะ” คำพูดฟังดูดีแต่ผมกลับไม่ได้รู้สึกดีเลยสักนิด “ทำไม" “จะต้องให้พูดตรงๆ ใช่ไหมถึงจะเข้าใจ” “ก็พูดมาดิ” ผมเริ่มขึ้นเสียงใส่ “โต้งยังเด็กเกินไป แค่นี้ยังควบคุมอารมณ์ตัวเองไม่ได้เลย หัดใจเย็นซะบ้าง” เหตุผลแค่นี้เองเหรอ ห่างกันแค่ปีเดียวมันจะอะไรกันนักหนาว่ะ “เหตุผลแค่นี้เหรอ” ผมจ้องหน้ามิรินไม่วางตา “พี่ชอบคนที่มีวุฒิภาวะสูงกว่าพี่และมีความเป็นผู้นำ” “ชอบคนแก่ว่างั้น” ผมเดินเข้าชิดตัวแสดงความกวนตีนใส่มิรินนิดๆ “ไม่มีไรแล้วพี่กลับก่อนนะ” มิรินหันหลังให้เตรียมจะเดินหนี “บอกว่าไง... อย่างแทนตัวเองว่าพี่” ผมพูดย้ำอีกครั้ง “ฉันเป็นพี่นาย..” มิรินเดินกลับมายัดช่อดอกไม้ใส่มือผมพร้อมกับพูดย้ำชัดถึงสถานะระหว่างผมกับเธอ ใจร้ายไปแล้วนะ อย่าให้ถึงทีผมบ้างก็แล้วกัน เธอไม่รอดแน่ มิริน...

[Mature content] [completed 20/5/2017] ❝The sane can turn you insane.❞ Anger. That's all he feels but when a certain kind of light sheds on his life, resistance is the solution. She bounds him in her chains and returns him from the anger to the light. She is his own personal angel. She plays the piano and he's on her heart keys over again. All rights reserved.

‘เขาเพียงใช้เธอ เป็นเครื่องมือหาความจริงเท่านั้น… โจฮัน | อายุ 30 ปี หล่อ บ้านรวย สุขุมและเย็นชา ซึ่งนิสัยเขาขัดกับหน้าตาที่หล่อเหลาปานเทพบุตรมาก ใครจะคิดว่าคนอย่างเขาก็มีบาดแผลในใจไม่ต่างจากเธอ 'เพราะเธอคือกุญแจสำคัญ ฉันจึงปล่อยให้เธอตายไม่ได้' ╰☆╮ ขนมผิง | อายุ 25 ปี น่ารัก พูดน้อย ขี้อาย ทว่าชีวิตไม่ได้โรยด้วยกลีบกุหลาบ เมื่อเธอตกเป็นเหยื่อความรุนแรงและคนใจร้ายที่อยากลบความทรงจำเธอในอดีตของเธอ 'ผิงรู้ดีค่ะ ว่าตัวเองควรอยู่ตรงไหน…' เขาเพียงแค่ใช้เธอเป็นเครื่องมือหาความจริง…. และความจริงมีเพียงหนึ่งเดียว

I was ten years old when I lost my hearing saving Adrian Falcone's life. After that, I couldn't survive without my hearing aids. He held my hand afterward, his eyes red-rimmed with guilt, and made me a promise in front of his entire family. "Serena Lombardi, I'll protect you with my life," he said. "I'll marry you." But when I turned eighteen, everything changed. Adrian needed to pass some test set by Daniela Moretti—the daughter of a rival family—and he chose the cruelest way to prove himself. He ripped the hearing aids from my ears in front of everyone and laughed. "You're just a deaf, useless burden," he said, his voice cold and cutting. "I've been sick of you for years. Honestly? I wish you'd died in that explosion when we were ten and saved me the trouble." I gripped the rehabilitation report the doctor had just handed me, and my fingers crushed the paper's edges. The diagnosis was precise—my hearing had fully recovered. That night, I burned my hearing aids and convinced my parents to cut all ties with the Falcone family. Adrian Falcone, we're done. Whatever we had, whatever you owed me—it's over now.

"Ms. Longstaff, are you saying the wedding will proceed as planned, but the bride will be replaced with someone else? Is that correct?" Faced with the staff member's puzzled expression, Heather Longstaff nodded without hesitation. "Yes, the wedding will take place in two weeks as scheduled. I'll deliver the revised materials to you in the next few days." "Understood. Should I inform Mr. Bennett about—" "There's no need!" Heather cut the other person off, her voice sharp with emotion. Noticing the startled look on the staff member's face, she quickly composed herself and explained, "He's busy. All wedding-related matters should come directly to me from now on." This wedding was meant to be her final gift to Mitchell. And like any gift, it had to remain a surprise until the very last moment.