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The tattoo not out of place on the image she was presenting. "Look at that a*s," Lisa gasped quietly from my right, startling me as she stood over the side of the bed, closer than I thought she was. "It is amazing, is it not? That, right there, is a corporate a*s. That is the kind of a*s that is built for a man like you. That butt is meant to be in tiny skirts. All good men have a butt like that stashed away somewhere."

“Fine.” “Fine, Scott? Just fine?,” she’s like a drill sergeant addressing new recruits. “We don’t want you to feel just fine, we want you to feel amazing, hot, and like you’re on top of the world. Everybody loves being around a confident and charming person.” “You’ve got every reason to feel amazing Scott, you look great and you’re lovely,” adds Katie in an encouraging tone. “Keep reminding yourself what a wonderful person you are and also hit great you look. You’re handsome and intelligent. Think of all that, trust me if you walk into a bar looking like this, you’ll be the most gorgeous man in there.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Vasky mused, his tone a blend of curiosity and suspicion, "it's like a plot point straight out of a novel or movie." Carlin, seizing the opportunity for her signature witty jab, didn't miss a beat. "Ah, yes," she quipped, her tone dancing with humor, "the classic 'too easy' scenario. If this were reality, Vasky, your fashion choices would land you a life sentence." ‌ Vasky's retort was swift, his words a testament to his quick wit. "If my fashion choices were a crime worthy of life sentence," he countered, his tone carrying a touch of irony, “then your ugly mug deserves a death penalty."

She picked up on the first ring. “Hey gorgeous!” Cassie smiled, feeling much relieved. “Hey superstar. What have you been up to?” “Ohh, nothing serious. Just delivering magical paintings and snatching the top prize in my last competition” That made Cassie laugh out loud “You are such an arrogant genius!” “Ouch! Coming from the most expensive fashion influencer on I*******m? Girl! You're so much worse!” “Ha ha. If you want value, you have to be ready to pay full price”

On reaching the hall were we were supposed to have our morning class, I found both of my friends chatting together, while they sat close to each other. They were Anthonia, and Sasha. Both girls were what I would call my type of people because they possessed attributes that I too possessed. They were bold, confident, smart and sexy. Yeah even though Anthonia was slender, and Sasha was voluptuous, the packaged themselves in a way that made lots of tongues waggle. "And look at who we have here, Sandra Davidson." Anthonia beamed. "Good morning girls." I greeted. "How are you doing?" "I am fine."

The man behind my pathetic wardrobe dilemma. “Oh Dahling, slutty is sooo overrated. Men want class, and something left to the imagination nowadays. Only the club scruffs go after booty in dental floss.” Camilla sips her English tea and gazes at me wisely. “You have so much potential, a whole other class of sexy. I mean, have you looked at that hot girl in the mirror today, Sophie Dahling, you’re truly fucking stunning. You’re what the mere mortals call ‘da bomb’.” Camilla is definitely another class of sexy, and I haven’t been able to stop staring at her since the walk over here. I may not have any sort of attractions to women, but I can appreciate, Camilla is a new breed for me.

"Did you not hear the 'we' in the statement I just made? " "Wasn't a statement, Destiny. It was a question. " Another voice piped in. This one, belonging to a girl. "You would know the difference if you ever paid attention to a single thing that's said in English class. Just like you're not paying attention right now. " It was Natasha, the queen of sarcasm. A vibrant, quick-witted girl who had a smart-ass reply at the tip of her tongue, always ready to launch. I envied her the talent.

I told him cockily causing him to laugh so hard. "Now can we go back to our shopping, I need something alluring but sexy, classy but simple. Chop, chop go to work." as I pushed him forward snapping my fingers. "I dont have a Calvin Klein model as a Bestie for no just cause. Move your ass boy." We laugh as we continued shopping. .................

I quickly dressed up and headed for school. ****** I was approaching the hallway when I bumped into someone “Do you not watch where you go at all?” the person I bumped into said “Oh I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to” I pleaded as I lifted my head and saw it was no other person than Ms. Sassy, Andera the first. And she looked very pretty that morning with a pink lip gloss applied to her lips which made the color of her lips pop, and a palazzo jean that was just the right fit for her no ass, ass. She was screaming something to me, probably she was shouting at my clumsiness but I could not hear a thing as I studied what she looked like that morning, then she said something that brought me out of m