Silly Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

Baby Sariel: Do you know how stressed I am right now? "Why? Want me to send you a motivational quote? I’ve got some here." Baby Sariel: No, I don’t want motivational words; I want your lips (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ I am uncertain as to how to respond to her sudden cuteness; however, I am unable to suppress a smile.

Even though I know the words that'll light my screen will be silly and almost always a joke, designed to make me laugh. His message enters this time without the ding, but it makes my screen light up to announce its presence. "I can only imagine the bore." It starts, followed by a silly faced emoji right next to the words and the one I always use when I want to express frustration, next to it. "You should have hidden here with me and rode with us instead, I'd have carried you and maybe let you get a feel of this hot body of mine." The rest of it read. It finished with a winking emoji this time and one that's laughed until tears fell from the corners of its eyes.

He said sarcastically making sorry face. "I had already told that it is your fault. No one becomes small by admitting their mistake, only strong person admits their mistake. You really did good work." She patted his arm and said as if was giving him the greatest knowledge of life. He did not believe that this girl could not really understand the hidden sarcasm in his words. was she really stupid or should we say that pregnancy hormone made her??

Albin lashed out. "Is that a way of begging for my suggestion?" I sarcastically said with a travesty smile playing on my lips. "Never will I do that!" He screeched, widening my smirk. "But you just did," I winked at him, outraging him. "Never! Or you don't have any suitable plan?" He poked fun at me but I shrugged ignoring him.

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

Then she pressed her lips together tightly. Sure, not at all her fault, actually she's not too wrong but he never felt very offended by what people say before, but she was right 'sarcasm' before maybe she didn't mean to tease spat him like that, or offend him, but he couldn't help hold up when she did tried to compare him with his job, it can turn into a lot of humiliation and reproach, maybe for her who expresses annoyance and anger by using harsh words but for him it drops his self-esteem by expressing a sharp insinuation that she has not yet understood the truth behind his attitude like other people, God … why she don’t believe him, doesn't she understand he did that just for 'her'. Ironi

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

Did it mean no one was seeing things from my perspective? Devastating. *** Kathleen ________ Absolutely, there was no one as stupid as the woman I called my best friend. Sometimes, I wondered if she was mentally unstable. How could anyone act this childish? "So, what's up?" She finally set her gaze at me. So annoying. "I really need to get rid of this idiot," I mumbled, referring to her. "I heard that!" She threw her arm up, glared. I widened my eyes, being sarcastic . "Oh, you did? Um, well, I'm not so sure I care."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"Oh screw you, I ain't that damn old." "Can we concentrate on why you're actually here?" Charity's dry tone cuts through the three of us. The bad thing about our family is when we're nervous we bitch, we argue, we make sarcastic comments to one another that could be construed as not taking things seriously. It's the way we've been since we were little. You don't go to bed angry and not figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn't make you want to kill yourself. I've been cultivating my sarcasm from a very early age.