Random Funny Questions Novels & Stories

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

Jane- Screw you. Hunter- Lol… let’s play a game. Hunter- Twenty questions. You in? Jane-Why do I hate this game already? Hunter- You’re hilarious. Hunter- I’ll start… Where’s the craziest place a guy has ever kissed you? Jane- Wow. It’s that kind of game we’re playing? Hunter- What kind of questions did you think I was going to ask you? Your favourite food? Or perhaps your favourite colour? Jane- I do not appreciate your sarcasm.

"Humm..haha..it's the first time that you ask me this question..well for your answer..humm..maybe two.. How about you?" "Answers are not free! " "That's unfair! How much cost the answers then ?" "Come on top of me! " "You're crazy! No way! " "Come ,and i'll give you all the answers you want to know! "

Sir Hans asked, pointing to the young lady in front of him. "I am (random/name or r/n) and I was wondering whether you were single, sir?" r/n asked, and Sir Hans' expression turned gloomy. "Next question!" Sir Hans exclaimed, as a young lady spoke forward. "Sir, I just wanted to ask you a question," the girl said. "And what exactly is it?" Sir Hans inquires. "I just want to ask if you are smart, sir?" The girl asks, and everyone in my class laughs, except for me, Sir Hans, and this sleepy guy next to me.

Camilla narrows her eyebrow at me and laughs, “Seriously, we just answered like a hundred questions in there.” I let out a small chuckle as I swipe my screen to prevent the phone from locking. “They are not educational, just a few questions for fun.” I tell her and he nods slowly. I look back to my phone and clear my throat, “Would you rather drink water for six days straight or anything but it has to have a little spit in it.” Camilla snorts, “Spit clearly.” “Yea,” I giggle. “I guess we do drink spit when kissing.”

If Max has started hating Olivia, how can they build a relation "Olivia is a good girl. You heard her mother, she wasn't in a good mood today." His mother spok Max picked up his glass that had some red content in it and took a few sips. "What's my business with her mood? I'm only asking Emily not to get infected, or do you want her to grow up as an idiot with mood fluctuation in an event, as well?" He a Her sister chuckled and tugged his arm, "brother, that was rude." She

"The mystery guy from the app? What did he do now?" "We started a game. Ten questions each to see if we're compatible." "Interesting. And what kind of question did he ask?" "Music and coffee. Specifically which song represents a perfect cup of coffee on a rainy morning." Gwen frowned. "That's… specific. And weird." "I thought it was smart. It's different from the usual predictable questions." "Or it's the kind of question someone asks when they're trying to sound more interesting than they actually are." "Gwen, you're too skeptical."

"Humor me, West. Why would the opposite of green be pink?" "AHA!" He beamed, "Why will it not be pink?" "Uh..." Did he just end up asking the same question? "I do not know." "Guess." I raised an eyebrow and shrugged my shoulders. I told him my unsure answer. "Because it is uh, pink...?" He chuckled deeply and this mysterious look sparkled in both of his eyes. "Why?" Creeped out, I raised both of my arms up in defeat and asked him awkwardly, "Whyyy are you asking me these questions?

一 Arthur suggested 一 What kind of joke? 一 Questions and Answers 一 Answered 一 Can I ask about everything? 一 I asked curiously 一 Of everything. 一 So let's go. That joke was a good way to get to know another person, the questions would be about their life and the answers would enable each other to get to know each other better. I still didn't know Arthur well, and there were many things I wanted to know, among them, was the reason why I had never seen his mother, which was my biggest curiosity.

“Really? Who is a good listener? That’s your first question?” “What?” I said, smiling at her. “What would your number one question be then?” “Hmmm let me see. How about who has a bigger dick? Or Who is better at sex and giving head and who gives me more orgasms?” Jade laughed so hard she fell on the bed.