Random Funny Questions Novels & Stories

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

Something like completion. At some point Landon abandons the blueprints and starts asking questions the random, jumping, unstoppable questions that come out at dinner when he is comfortable, ranging across topics with no apparent logic. He asks Ronan if he's ever broken a bone. He asks Rafe what his favorite thing about the forest is. He asks Ryker if being the eldest is annoying. He asks Mom if she remembers the first soup she ever made. He asks me, with a sidelong look, if I'm glad they came.

"I'm a little jealous of my baby sister, I guess she told you that we have some of the same interests... and I hope I can find a guy like you someday." "There's a lot of us out there looking for this," I said, "I'm sure you'll find someone." "Mmm, I hope so," she replied. Then she paused before saying, "Would you guys mind if I was really nosy and asked you some stupid questions?" "Ask away," said Karen, "we're open books!" "Well, I'm just curious... how often do you, uh, you know, how often do you do..." We all laughed when Karen jumped in to finish her question. "Kinky stuff?"

"So what? Tell them I was slaughtering a chicken for the party and see who questions it" *******************************************

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.

We were happy. So happy that I pulled the car off the motorway at the wrong junction and headed for Woolhope. They didn’t notice at first, too engrossed in a game of ‘what would you rather?’ Would you rather eat a donkey’s penis or take a cracked rib? Would you rather fuck Billie elish or Zendanya? Would you rather have no sex for the rest of your life or ten hours sex every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather die now, or never at all, not for the rest of time?

They make no sense but to be honest, I’m kinda hooked on it right now, I’d never admit that out loud though. I randomly start thinking of that “Funny” guy during a boring part of the show, “Who is that guy funny?” I ask. They look at me in utter confusion. “You mean the guy on the show?” Ellie asks pointing at the TV. I shake my head “No, the guy that lives here. He said his name is Funny.” This piques their interest even more, “Wait, you’ve been talking to a guy here?” Steph asks almost mad. I shake my head again,

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

The women laugh so I do as agreed and close my eyes, I reach out my hand and point my finger and move it from side to side and stop when I think I should and that person will ask the question, when my arm freezes in place I open my eyes and am faced with one of my cousins and she celebrates with a shrug that she will be the one asking the question. "Where did the bride and groom meet?" my cousin asks, and my sister rolls her eyes at the ease of the question. "At work" my friend replies without even thinking. She actually made a list of possible questions and had me answer them all by video call when I told them the dynamics of the game, they all peppered me with questions until I was full fr

He sat back down on the couch and said that he would go first. “Easy one Kiran, what is the rarest m&m colour?” James was an idiot. It really was an easy one. “Really? It’s brown.” I drank my shot after answering him. “Adara, what is the loudest animal on earth?” I asked her and smiled. She looked at me as James tried to mouth the answer to her. “Seriously? I don’t have a clue, the elephant?” She posed it as a question and James rolled his eyes. He was terrible but I had to laugh.