Random Funny Questions Novels & Stories

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

He sat back down on the couch and said that he would go first. “Easy one Kiran, what is the rarest m&m colour?” James was an idiot. It really was an easy one. “Really? It’s brown.” I drank my shot after answering him. “Adara, what is the loudest animal on earth?” I asked her and smiled. She looked at me as James tried to mouth the answer to her. “Seriously? I don’t have a clue, the elephant?” She posed it as a question and James rolled his eyes. He was terrible but I had to laugh.

"Twenty Questions? What's that?" "It's a game where we each take turns asking each other a question, and we have to answer truthfully," I explained. "It's a fun way to get to know each other better." Margot hesitated for a moment before nodding. "Alright, I'm in," she said, a hint of uncertainty in her voice. I started with a light-hearted question to ease the tension. "What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?" A smile crept onto Margot's face as she replied, "I love spending time with my family and friends, especially my younger sister. We used to have so much fun together."

Mishka said pulling a chair up by the bed as Nikoli sits in the one that Nina had left. "What kind of Game?" I asked them. "20 Questions." Nikoli said. "What's that?" I asked. "I ask a question, and we'll all say an answer, its a fun way to learn about each other," Nikoli said. "And then, you ask a question and we do the same, and then I ask one." "Ok." I nodded. This could be fun. "Ok, Favourite Colour. Mine is blue." Nikoli started "Green," Mishka said.

he raised an eyebrow. "Erm let's play ten questions, you ask I answer, and the same thing goes to me " "oh yeah -okay," Hunter sighed. "What's wrong? You don't like the game? " "No, just I thought..you want to "he paused and looked at me and poked my nose. "You got me, you silly girl " "Your question? "I grinned. "Hmm, your favorite color? " "Red " I answered. "My turn " " What's yours? "

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.