Random Funny Things To Say Novels & Stories

One soft, dangerous kiss. There’s a saying, “a little kiss can lead to the taking off of clothes.” I used to laugh at that. I thought it was just a silly joke people said when they had nothing better to talk about. But not anymore. I don’t laugh at it now. Because it happened to me. It was real.

"Does this mean I can expect turds landing on me every so often when I do or say something stupid?" I laugh again. "Oh, dragonbreath, you'll do or say something stupid every day. Between being green and turds landing on you, I've got you covered." Now it's Ashrac's laugh filling my head.

he said, his eyes twinkling mischievously, "I once read that squirrels have a habit of forgetting where they bury their acorns. Can you imagine being a squirrel with a terrible memory? It must be quite the challenge!" His words, whimsical and absurd, drew a faint smile to my lips. It was a small victory, a glimmer of normalcy amidst the chaos of my thoughts. I allowed myself to be swept away by the lightheartedness of his distraction, clinging to his playful chatter as if it were a lifeline. "And did you know," he continued, his voice now a conspiratorial whisper, "there's a legend that says if you find a four-leaf clover, you'll have good luck forever? I've spent countless hours searching f

For the next few minutes, the conversation shifted to lighter topics. They told me funny stories about things that had happened around the house, and for the first time in what felt like forever, I actually laughed. Their stories were filled with small, humorous mishaps—like the time the gardener accidentally watered Mr. Dela Cruz's shoes or when a squirrel ran into the kitchen, causing panic among the staff. Their lively chatter made me forget, even if just for a little while, about all the chaos happening around me. It was like a brief escape, a reminder that life could still have moments of joy, even in the middle of a storm.

He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”

my wife says, with a smile, “Some people are crazy enough to believe in that.” “Ok, so you need a defense against some crazy person then,” he says, confidently, “No problem! I’ve got training, as you know.” “Not exactly,” I say, surprised at the turn this conversation has taken,“We need your help because it’s true.” “What? You guys, that’s hilarious,” he responds, misreading the situation entirely, “Did Amber think this up? You know, when we were kids she used to pull the craziest practical jokes! Did I ever tell you about the milk carton?”

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.