Novel & Cerita Random Funny Things To Say

There was silence, the perfect opportunity for it to get louder in my head. “Well, that's fucked up.” She finally said. “What are the odds? Two fucked up people living beside each other.” I chuckled, genuinely amused this time. How was it so easy for her to say something hilarious in a moment like this? “I normally do mind being called fucked up, even though you didn't ask.” I heard her scoff. “You have to make an exception for me, neighbor. I like to say things the way they are.” As I smiled, I realized how weird this was.

Everyone spoke in an intimate tone and looked warm and happy. The conversation continued with laughter and lighthearted stories. One of Albert's team, Russel by name, is known for his spontaneous jokes, telling stories of funny times when he was new to the legal world. He was one of those who stood out because he often said funny things to break the tense atmosphere. “You know, I once gave the wrong document to a judge. Instead of case documents, I gave him my weekly grocery list! I almost died standing there!” Everyone laughed out loud at Russel's words. Albert was no exception. The team leader just shook his head in surprise but could not hide his laughter because indeed, that was how ridi

"You find my proposal funny." It chuckled a little, I smirked and clamped my lips with my head causing me to choke on a few laughs before moving back to grinning. The "Actually, I find you and your proposal crazy. the most crazy thing I've heard in a really long time and trust me that's saying something because I hear lots of crazy things. If this is a sick prank or something you can stop, I'm not interested." As I uttered those words, I found myself getting serious. Enough of the laughs, this wasn't something to joke around with.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

"I had to; you're just too cute when you get all irritated." "Ha ha," I chuckle. "If I share a random statement that's guaranteed to make you laugh, will you promise to show me that beautiful smile of yours again?" I struggle not to smile right then and there. "It's worth a shot," I reply, clearing my throat, and playfully rolling my eyes. "If sperm creates babies and is found in testicles, then 'ball is life' takes on a whole new meaning." I burst into laughter. "Oh my God! You need all the holy water you can get!"

I guess I was doing this. "Mother, father. I see you guys made it which is kind of a surprise, you never make it to this kind of stuff, so I would not lie and say I'm happy you're here, but I'm certainly surprised." I said and they chuckled which made me even more surprised. What did I even say that was that funny? But I joined in, I guess we could all be a group of crazy people around here.

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

So I leaned my head on the window as I saw the trees pass by. Suddenly there was a tingly feeling in my nose and I sneezed. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did." He said. That did make me crack up. Literally. "You're officially the most craziest person in the universe." I said with an eye roll even if I was giggling. He didn't hide his charming smile. "I like that." He hummed. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

I knew what I said was crazy as soon as it came out of my mouth but I did not expect the outburst of laughter from Narin after I had dropped my incredible idea. For a full minute, Narin was a cackling mess and her laughter was punctuated with coughs and wheezes so infectious, that I could not help but join in her laughter. “Oh my gosh, Nyx!” Narin managed to voice out amidst her round of laughter. “I know I said to voice out the first thing that pops into your mind but I definitely did not expect something as outrageous as that…I love it!” “Why, thank you, Miss Narin.” I mock-bowed, earning myself a kick from Narin.