Random Funny Things To Say Novels & Stories

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

He had some interesting sayings. All of you with your ‘fucks' and ‘asses,' that takes no brains to say. Merely verbal filler of an empty mind. At least when I speak, I have things of importance to say. Yeah, like telling Ransom about his magic. I'm still not happy about that part, Ten. I was going to do it.

There was some murmur and short laughs. “ Where I’m born is.., none of your F*cking business. What I like to do is none of your F*cking business. What’s interesting about me is none of your damn F*cking business. And my ideal date would be cutting of my dates dick, and shoving it so far up his ass that it comes out of his mouth.” I said with a huge fake smile. It was dead silent. I could have sworn I heard someone spit out their drink in shock. I had to bite my tongue to hold me back from laughing.

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

“Oh, fantastic. My dream team: the brooding guy and the mop.” A few moments passed in companionable silence, the air thick with anticipation before she broke it again, her voice curious. “So… what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done when boredom struck?” Salvatore raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Define ridiculous.” “Surprise me,” she challenged, her blue eyes sparkling with mischief.

“Or… Catfish.” A laugh slipped from me—real, unsteady, broken at the edges. “Yeah, that’s right. If you don’t wake up soon, I’ll start naming our baby after random animals. Catfish. Platypus. Hedgehog.” I laughed again, the sound bubbling up unexpectedly, sharp and almost hysterical in the sterile quiet. My chest shook with it, but then it broke off suddenly, and the silence that followed hit harder than before. My throat closed. My laughter died.

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

“—And not doing a damn thing about it.” “Then do something,” she says. “Like what?” “I don’t know,” she laughs. “What do you want to do?” I throw up my hands, rambling. “I don’t know. Something fun. Wild. And totally unlike me. You know? Shake things up.”

"She's crazy! She hit me for no reason!" "I was just trying to make peace with her, and she suddenly went insane!" In the split second Noa turned to cry for help, I slapped her again. "Maeve!" Rhys rushed over and shoved me back. "What are you doing?" I stumbled backward, a cold smile on my lips. "Rhys, Maeve called me a homewrecker! She said she was going to tear my dress and humiliate me in front of everyone!" Noa sobbed, a mask of tears on her face.

Terrence said. "Stuff toys and teddy bears." "Expensive perfume and lotion." "Cellphone and charger," one participant said in a humorous way. They were talking randomly, but the actor just replied, "You're all wrong... What's your guess there?" He pointed the last one to answer and it's Jirah.